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Pete999 · Dec 25, 2018

Happy Christmas to everyone from Pete999

Loki · Dec 25, 2018

Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Hope you all have a great time

pirate · Dec 25, 2018

Missus calves the turkey, as apparently, I to it too thick..
Really, Spoon? That would be quite a sight!

Anyway, have a great day, all of you!

Best present was a £100 screwfix voucher from my daughter...she's a star!

Dinner for us is:

Smoked salmon, caviar and Cava

Beef Wellington with sprouts and Yorkshire puddings and gravy

Chocolate mousse and brandy

(We had the pigs in blankets for breakfast, with scrambled eggs and Prosecco)

Thus, a cold starter
a pause...
hot main
a pause...
cold dessert

Dishes done between courses, of course!

Now, here is your Christmas Quiz!

Examining the song The 12 Days of Christmas, in total, how many individual items did my true love give to me?

The first correct answer will win a handful of Wagos!
and a "bonus" present!

You have to show your working, though!

Waiting...

Have a great day!

Squid · Dec 25, 2018

pirate said:
Missus calves the turkey, as apparently, I to it too thick..
Really, Spoon? That would be quite a sight!

Anyway, have a great day, all of you!

Best present was a £100 screwfix voucher from my daughter...she's a star!

Dinner for us is:

Smoked salmon, caviar and Cava

Beef Wellington with sprouts and Yorkshire puddings and gravy

Chocolate mousse and brandy

(We had the pigs in blankets for breakfast, with scrambled eggs and Prosecco)

Thus, a cold starter
a pause...
hot main
a pause...
cold dessert

Dishes done between courses, of course!

Now, here is your Christmas Quiz!

Examining the song The 12 Days of Christmas, in total, how many individual items did my true love give to me?

The first correct answer will win a handful of Wagos!
and a "bonus" present!

You have to show your working, though!

Waiting...

Have a great day!

She sent me a £300 one.........

pirate · Dec 25, 2018

Very good, SWD!
Hope you buy something sensible...

others on here might have some ideas?

Spoon · Dec 25, 2018

pirate said:
Missus calves the turkey, as apparently, I to it too thick..
Really, Spoon? That would be quite a sight!

She is just fussy... when it comes to turkey slices. It's not like I was cutting them 20mm thick or anything...
Do you just want to see me in my xmas mankini @pirate ??

telectrix · Dec 25, 2018

sod bloody turkey. dry as ----. give me a goose any day.

.and don't take that the wrong way. i'm not bent. legover of lamb and a nice sirloin preferred. along with a few gob fulls of Famous Grouse, followed by a couple of Laphroiagh( have i spelt that rite?. certainly won't later.).

Spoon · Dec 25, 2018

telectrix said:
give me a goose any day.

I'll goose you any day mate... You wouldn't let me last time we met.

My turkey is nice and moist...

telectrix · Dec 25, 2018

the leg's OK but the breast is dry. not too bad with loads of whiskey and garlic gravy on though.

Spoon · Dec 25, 2018

telectrix said:
the leg's OK but the breast is dry. not too bad with loads of whiskey and garlic gravy on though.

Never had 'garlic gravy' I think I'm missing out on something.

Oh, and I missed 'pigs in blankets' from my list. You can't have chrimo dinner without pigs in blankets..

telectrix · Dec 25, 2018

reminds me.need to post the last of the xmas cards.

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Pete999 · Dec 25, 2018

SWD said:
She sent me a £300 one.........

You're lucky my Mrs ordered me to stay away from tool shops!!!!!!!!!!

Squid · Dec 25, 2018

pirate said:
Very good, SWD!
Hope you buy something sensible...

others on here might have some ideas?

A short plank for a long walk for my favourite Pirate......

Squid · Dec 25, 2018

Pete999 said:
You're lucky my Mrs ordered me to stay away from tool shops!!!!!!!!!!

Ply her with Baileys then nip out for the "sales" taps nose......

telectrix · Dec 25, 2018

just started composing a xmas song. as i'm not artisrically inclined, might take some time. here's the first 2 lines.
to the tune of that crap done by wham.

" last christmas I needed to fart
the very next day, it drifted away".

any help with further lines appreciated.

Squid · Dec 25, 2018

telectrix said:
reminds me.need to post the last of the xmas cards.
View attachment 46695

I was in a pub once and was trying to talk to three women dressed like that and wasted 10 minutes asking about the differences in religions and cultures until the barman told me I was talking to the garden umbrellas.........

Squid · Dec 25, 2018

telectrix said:
just started composing a xmas song. as i'm not artisrically inclined, might take some time. here's the first 2 lines.
to the tune of that crap done by wham.

" last christmas I needed to fart
the very next day, it drifted away".

any help with further lines appreciated.

unfortunately to my neighbours
I collected it with the TV and DVD player as they where away.......

telectrix · Dec 25, 2018

be right back. just had a call-out to connect the christmas tree lights at the local mosk.

telectrix · Dec 25, 2018

SWD said:
unfortunately to my neighbours
I collected it with the TV and DVD player as they where away.......

carefull what ytou say, you could be in line for a honorary scouse award/

Squid · Dec 25, 2018

telectrix said:
carefull what ytou say, you could be in line for a honorary scouse award/

Funnily enough I have the code for the neighbours alarm system, those scanners come in handy..........

telectrix · Dec 25, 2018

you sure it's a scanner you have and not a drone controller?

Squid · Dec 25, 2018

telectrix said:
you sure it's a scanner you have and not a drone controller?

I have both........

Doomed · Dec 25, 2018

pirate said:
Missus calves the turkey, as apparently, I to it too thick..
Really, Spoon? That would be quite a sight!

Anyway, have a great day, all of you!

Best present was a £100 screwfix voucher from my daughter...she's a star!

Dinner for us is:

Smoked salmon, caviar and Cava

Beef Wellington with sprouts and Yorkshire puddings and gravy

Chocolate mousse and brandy

(We had the pigs in blankets for breakfast, with scrambled eggs and Prosecco)

Thus, a cold starter
a pause...
hot main
a pause...
cold dessert

Dishes done between courses, of course!

Now, here is your Christmas Quiz!

Examining the song The 12 Days of Christmas, in total, how many individual items did my true love give to me?

The first correct answer will win a handful of Wagos!
and a "bonus" present!

You have to show your working, though!

Waiting...

Have a great day!

Day Gifts received on the day Running total at end of each day
1 1
2 1+2=3 1+3=4
3 1+2+3=6 1+3+6=10
4 1+2+3+4=10 1+3+6+10=20
5 1+2+3+4+5=15 1+3+6+10+15=35
6 1+2+3+4+5+6=21 1+3+6+10+15+21=56
7 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28 1+3+6+10+15+21+28=84
8 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8=36 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36=120
9 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9=45 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45=165
10 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10=55 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55=220
11 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11=66 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66=286
12 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66+78=364

Squid · Dec 25, 2018

Doomed said:
Day Gifts received on the day Running total at end of each day
1 1
2 1+2=3 1+3=4
3 1+2+3=6 1+3+6=10
4 1+2+3+4=10 1+3+6+10=20
5 1+2+3+4+5=15 1+3+6+10+15=35
6 1+2+3+4+5+6=21 1+3+6+10+15+21=56
7 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28 1+3+6+10+15+21+28=84
8 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8=36 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36=120
9 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9=45 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45=165
10 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10=55 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55=220
11 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11=66 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66=286
12 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66+78=364

I bet you have a spreadsheet as well.......

Pete999 · Dec 25, 2018

telectrix said:
be right back. just had a call-out to connect the christmas tree lights at the local mosk.

11KV of course

Rpa07 · Dec 25, 2018

Doomed said:
Day Gifts received on the day Running total at end of each day
1 1
2 1+2=3 1+3=4
3 1+2+3=6 1+3+6=10
4 1+2+3+4=10 1+3+6+10=20
5 1+2+3+4+5=15 1+3+6+10+15=35
6 1+2+3+4+5+6=21 1+3+6+10+15+21=56
7 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28 1+3+6+10+15+21+28=84
8 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8=36 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36=120
9 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9=45 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45=165
10 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10=55 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55=220
11 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11=66 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66=286
12 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66+78=364

Quiet in his house or everyone is having an afternoon kip!

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