Light bulbs

Charlie_ · Jun 30, 2019

Hoping for a big crop come harvest time

telectrix · Jun 30, 2019

silly arse. you planted it upside down.

The Ghost · Jun 30, 2019

Hate to have to tell you mate, but that lamp is not going to work just plugging it into the ground like that. True you have your earth and I can see where you are going with it but you will need a line and neutral. Sorry to break it to you.

Charlie_ · Jun 30, 2019

telectrix said:
silly arse. you planted it upside down.

I wanted to ask for advice but I was too proud to ask..
I contemplated planting it t’other way round and also totally covering it in soil..
I will plant a few more and see which method works best..

Charlie_ · Jun 30, 2019

Vortigern said:
Hate to have to tell you mate, but that lamp is not going to work just plugging it into the ground like that. True you have your earth and I can see where you are going with it but you will need a line and neutral. Sorry to break it to you.

The area I have planted it in is prone to lightning strikes..
I was hoping this might be a new way to lead customers up the garden path on a stormy night.

kerrrrrching!

Charlie_ · Jun 30, 2019

I’m targeting those type that bought voltage optimisers a few years ago and other such wonderful products

Silly Sausage · Jun 30, 2019

Charlie_ said:
Hoping for a big crop come harvest time

I was getting hungry there for a moment before I zoomed in, looked like a bowl of Yorkshire caviar.

static zap · Jun 30, 2019

Heat / Silly season must be getting to all of us.
(I just drew a Heart in marker pen -on a Dead ES lamp , to Spark some life into it!)

telectrix · Jun 30, 2019

static zap said:
Heat / Silly season must be getting to all of us.
(I just drew a Heart in marker pen -on a Dead ES lamp , to Spark some life into it!)

silly bugger, should have drawn a defibrillator.

Toneyz · Jun 30, 2019

There was a painter on one of the sites I worked on let's just say he must have been smelling the turps (or it might be he came from Brum) but as I put the GLS lamps in a compleated house he took them out and put them in the ground.

telectrix · Jun 30, 2019

well sod you and your light bulbs. this year i'm planting heavy bulbs.

Des 56 · Jun 30, 2019

I found out(from this site I believe) that there is no such thing as a Bulb

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For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark-Suckers.

Proof is here
Bulbs

Charlie_ · Jun 30, 2019

For the right money, in certain areas of Doncaster, you could benefit from the services of ladies who also go by that name

static zap · Jun 30, 2019

Des 56 said:
....... it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark-Suckers.

Just what scientists need proof that ,The missing dark matter was consumed by Nuc powered Generators ,munching on it.

DPG · Jul 1, 2019

Charlie_ said:
For the right money, in certain areas of Doncaster, you could benefit from the services of ladies who also go by that name

Netherhall Road?

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