The Story of Creation ( according to the Electrician's Bible)

No I'll get into trouble.

Pete999 said:

Can't make out if you're having a dig at me Mate, still very funny all the same.

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Not at all Pete you just looked so adorable in your Amazing Technicolor PPE dreamcoat!

No I'll get into trouble.

oracle said:

Not at all Pete you just looked so adorable in your Amazing Technicolor PPE dreamcoat!

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Well thanks for that Mate, very kind of you.

And it came to pass that Moses tarried on the mountain, with only 1 tablet (the 1st. Edition, he fasted for 40 days and 40 nights till lo and behold, he was presented with the 2nd tablet (Amendment 1). Hastening down the mountain, Moses mounted his 650 cc motorbike to spread the word, and the sound of Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the land. On his return to the lost tribe , there was much rejoicing. They killed the fatted calf ( Sarah Ferguson) and a runner was dispatched to Walls of Jericho to make massive orders for ice cream. Later there was a great gnashing of teeth, as Walls had frozen the ice cream in liquid nitrogen to prevent it thawing in the hot desert sands. Meanwhile Satan ( Emma Clancy) prevailed with an alternative version of the tablets which unfortunately were scribed in gobbleygook and she was then banished to a cold place where an entire Roman legion was lost forever trying to fight off the heathen skirt wearers north of The Wall. By the grace of God, along came Pink Floyd and order was restored from chaos.

Well, according to the bible and the book of Galatians. The unrighteous and unjust shall NOT inherit the kingdom of god.

The unrighteous and the unjust. I didn’t know who they were. But if you read Galatians it says:
Drunkards
The jealous
The angry
The In moral’s
Sexual deviators
Self abusers

Basically all those with a party spirit! I realised then that most sparkies are doomed. Let’s face it! Went out, got back, had a party, got drunk, got jealous, got angry, had some impure thoughts about smashing out the windows of Emma’s soul. That’s a quiet night in for us lot…lol

The prophet Emma, having reproved the 5 week clowns for sins against sheds and the earth, threatened the judgments of the NICEIC against them, is here sent to them again upon another errand, which she must publish in the Professional Electrician & Installer magazine. The purport of it is to persuade them to fear her, which would be an effectual principle of their reformation, as the want of that fear had been at the bottom of their apostasy. She complains of the shameful stupidity, and their bent to backslide from the NICEIC, speaking as if she knew not what course to take with them. Their understandings were darkened by a big bang and rays of lightning. They are a foolish lot and without understanding. They apprehend not the mind of the NICEIC, though ever so plainly declared to them by the written word, by her prophets, and by her providence BS7671. They have eyes, but they see not, ears, but they hear not. None so blind as those that will not see. One would have thought that they took notice of things, and be like the electricians which they are made to worshipped, but really they did not. They had intellectual faculties and capacities, but they did not employ and improve them as they ought. Herein they disappointed the expectations of all their idols, who had excellent means of knowledge and concluded: Really they are a foolish lot and without understanding. We cannot judge of men by the advantages and opportunities they enjoy. There are those that sit in darkness in a land of light, that live in sin even on the internet, which is a slum at the best of times. Their wills are stubborn and unapt to submit to the rules of the divine law BS7671 which hurries them to that which is evil…etc, etc.

PS, I’m not saying Emma is god. All I know is I’ve never seen them on the forum together.

NICEIC put up a poor show on Part P when called to account at the committee stage. I'm amased they are still practicing IMO

And in the beginning was the I [ amps ]
And he said it was not good that I was alone
So he created the R [ ohms ] and therefore the E [ volts ]
And he saw that it was good now.

In the beginning the earth was null and void so the TT installation failed the EICR