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  1. Kamikaze

    Heatmeiser system query

    I’ve got a job coming up with two Heatmeiser UH8 control centres which need to fire the same combi boiler. Is it just a case of paralleling up the volt free connections LS and LR or am I missing something. It seems too easy! Also, because there are no time switches and the system will be...
  2. Heatmeiser UH8.jpg

    Heatmeiser UH8.jpg

  3. Kamikaze

    Tilers forum mixed with electricians forum

    I bet it’s baffling the tilers too. And it doesn’t take much to confuse them at the best of times...lol
  4. Kamikaze

    STIG electrical quotes

    “Some say” if he could actually be bothered he could crack a door entry system in 45 seconds and uses the five point palm exploding heart technique to knock out the holes for his dry lining boxes. All we know is, had he killed Bill he would have used his Hattori Hanzō terminal screwdriver.
  5. Kamikaze

    The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe and eat cake!

    The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe and eat cake!
  6. Kamikaze

    Brain busters

    Eureka! I actually know the answer to this one because I studied Greek scientists and philosophers at the alma mater and the person that solved that particular problem was a personal favourite of mine.:)
  7. Kamikaze

    Brain busters

    That’s why my school reports kept saying “Must try harder” and “Don’t let him lick the wire”. But I’m just a victim of liberal style over scientific substance. What really hurts is that Des has stolen all the glory again.:)
  8. Kamikaze

    Brain busters

    Air heats up relatively quickly because air is a gas and has relatively little mass. If the room is cold the air will appear to heat up quickly but once the heating process has stopped it will cool down pretty fast too for the same reason. Air by itself doesn't have the ability to store much...
  9. Kamikaze

    Brain busters

    She’s a good teacher but she’s no Einstein.;) Non-random arrangements of energies are not valued in calculations. Also, since the still air velocity is also zero. Any calculation would involve multiplying, dividing or square rooting by zero. So any answer to that equation would be = 0.:)
  10. Kamikaze

    Brain busters

    I’ve cheated and asked my mate Margot Gerritsen for the answer and she send me this...lol.
  11. Kamikaze

    Brain busters

    That’s it! You’ve hit the nail on the head there. The heat losses in the room through conduction needs to heat the outside world to at least the same temperature before the temperature can begin to rise inside the room. The very reason heaven is hotter than hell. The good thing is, we can now...
  12. Kamikaze

    Brain busters

    Energy can be stored or transferred in different ways from place to place and this includes gasses. Hot gasses contain more energy than cold gasses. At an atomic level, the kinetic energy of the atoms increase with temperature which means more electrons have the energy needed to move a current...
  13. Kamikaze

    STIG electrical quotes

    “Some say” his first name really is “The”, and that if he went on Electricians Love Island we’d all be pregnant, including the electrical trainee‘s. All we know is the Italians call him “Papa Elettricista Grande”:)
  14. Kamikaze

    Pete's Videos The Cowboys, staring Sparky Chanel

    Everyone knows that lunatic Michael Jackson did the first moon walk.:D
  15. Kamikaze

    I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

    I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
  16. Kamikaze

    STIG electrical quotes

    “Some say” he only became an electrician because he always dreamed of working with Kate Russell and he only got the sack from his Voltswagon R&D job when he misunderstood the walkie talkie instruction to “roger that”. All we know is, he’s let it slip, that the machines have already taken over...
  17. Kamikaze

    Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a Tesla Model X and it is impossible to be sad...

    Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a Tesla Model X and it is impossible to be sad when you’re driving a Tesla Model X.
  18. Kamikaze

    STIG electrical quotes

    “Some say” he wishes there was someone he could talk to about his mis-sold PPI, and that he spent all week making off pyro ends for his uncle Tony Cable. All we know is, he has found his first grey pubic hair, got really excited but not as much as the other people in the NICEIC headquarters lift.:)
  19. Kamikaze

    Name your tune...

    Going to get the album!
  20. Kamikaze

    After many years of struggling with alcohol gel addiction, I think I’m finally clean now.

    After many years of struggling with alcohol gel addiction, I think I’m finally clean now.

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