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  1. Kamikaze

    What is electricity ?

    I like the way they refer to electricity as the crack cocaine of nations. Which would of cause make BS 7671 the nations crack cocaine guide. Having glanced through the 18th edition, they might be on to something there.:D
  2. Kamikaze

    What is electricity ?

    I've been talking to the electrons and they reliably inform me that Edison's greatest achievement came in 1879 when he designed the simple electrical circuit. The scam involves an electric company sends electrons through a wire to a customer, then immediately gets the electrons back through...
  3. Kamikaze

    Female electricians, for better or for worse?

    It’s much easier to work with female electricians. Women mature faster than men. Men usually don't even develop breasts until they're in their mid forties. You can also have the most perfect sadomasochistic relationship with a female spark. She does all the work and you can moans about it all day.;)
  4. Kamikaze

    Site Canteen

    I thought the pub was boarded up and only the squatters were at home but it appears the mods have let dksanders in but left poor old freddo outside in the cold. There was talk of knocking it down and building a bypass. Anyway, the site canteen on the other hand will keep going as long as we can...
  5. Kamikaze

    Well I would have never thought it----

    For better or worse it shall be then. I reckon he is my secret love child! Just remind me who his mother is again?:D
  6. Kamikaze

    Well I would have never thought it----

    Normally I don’t indulge in utterly specious arguments but I know that politics and religion divide people. You all fell into the trap of trying to explain irrational behaviour rationally and missed the key ingredient of this $h!t sandwich. The EU did not vote to leave the UK. It’s not the EU’s...
  7. Kamikaze

    Best 4x4 for 20K .

    I know it doesn’t matter now because he has the 4x4 now but I seem to remember that you can’t use a hybrid for towing. Anyway, have you hacked your info system so you can use the sat-nav while driving?:)
  8. Kamikaze

    Favourite Music Single.....

    This video sounds good even with the sound turned off. But my ship is bigger than hers!:)
  9. Kamikaze

    Just found this thread from a few years back!

    That picture was taken before we went on a stag do in Chester. All the lads had to dress up. I swear that was one of the best nights ever! It was proper mental! Sadly the cat is no longer with us. He was hiding behind one of the wheels of the car and I accidentally reversed over him because I...
  10. Kamikaze

    Just found this thread from a few years back!

    Ignore that question. I’ve just read another thread and got the answer. Anyways, who hasn’t dressed like this to take the dog out for a walk?:D
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  12. Kamikaze

    Just found this thread from a few years back!

    Which begs the question, what’s happened to Paul.M?
  13. Kamikaze

    ive been sorely missed on this forum

    I had visions of you waving at us from your lifeboat in the Mediterranean while the rest of the Brexiteers continue to dance on the upper deck to the happy sounds of The Boris Johnson Big Band.;) Welcome back!
  14. Kamikaze

    The phantom doorbell!.......

    I think it's time to open a huge can of worms…lol. It is possible to pick up electromagnetic radio signal depending on the type of dental fillings someone has and the arrangements of those fillings inside the mouth. The ears can pick up that signal and turn it into sound.;)
  15. Kamikaze

    It's coming home

    While we are waiting for the inevitable!!!:)
  16. Kamikaze

    World Cup. What's The Chances?

    If the German Waffles and the German Baguette can make it through, then so can we. Mind you if they win this afternoon, the Captain might as well declare Monday a bank holiday because there won’t be anybody well enough to run the starship…lol. LET THE PARTY BEGIN!!!
  17. Kamikaze

    World Cup. What's The Chances?

    All you Scots and Welsh that have wasted your money on Colombian shirts. If you still got your receipts, you might be able to take it back and swap it for Swedish shirts.:)
  18. Kamikaze

    Its Saturday.............

    Nah…he will be too busy celebrating the England win!:)
  19. Kamikaze

    Its Saturday.............

    Sorry I’m late to the party but I was faced with the old classic Irishman’s dilemma. Do I eat the potato now, or let it ferment so I can drink it later. I love Edinburgh, the shops even let you see how good you look when you crawl back to the hotel pi$$ed.:)
  20. Kamikaze

    Alternative Captions for Electrical Photos

    You got me thinking. Rather than get smacked at 50 times a second to the front of the head, if I reversed the polarity, then the thief would get smacked at 50 times a second to the back of the head.:)

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