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    Go on admit white van owners, you watching the Royal Wedding?

    :thumbsup: I’m liking the electric jag that has infiltrated the royal household. I need one!!!:thumbsup: HELLO! Canada Magazine on Instagram: “JUST MARRIED. Tap the #linkinbio for the deets on the #royalwedding reception Video: @kensingtonroyal” -...
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    Go on admit white van owners, you watching the Royal Wedding?

    It’s going to be a very emotional day today. Even the cake is in tiers.:)
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    New thing that’s dividing the internet

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    New thing that’s dividing the internet

    He’s like a wind-up toy with sh!t batteries that's been chewed by a thousand dogs. I guarantee, his weapons grade stupidity will become the warnings that mothers give to their children as to what happens when you don't eat your vegetables. And he is going through lawyers at such a rate of knots...
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    Stuck in a lift? Who would be your choice of companion?

    The young lady in the Filplastic (Forum Sponsor) tilt bins van storage drawer unit videos. I would show her paradise by the lift control panel lights.;) Van Storage - https://www.filplastic.co.uk/collections/van-storage
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    WHO WHERE YOUR MENTORS YOU HAVE MOST TO THANK FOR?

    My story starts at the age of seven, when I played the angel Gabriel in the Christmas nativity play. I have no recollection of this performance or whether I was any good but I do remember repeating the words "Fear Not" ad nauseam whilst in the bath. I then went on to play a pr0st¡tute at the age...
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    Dodgy trade pictures for your amusement! - 1 Million Views!

    Showed the apprentice how it was done before we had all these fancy ladders and hammers.:)
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  10. Kamikaze

    Right, we had alcohol last night and the lightweights are well.....

    Then on the other hand…:)
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    Right, we had alcohol last night and the lightweights are well.....

    Must be time to go to bed now!:)
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    Right, we had alcohol last night and the lightweights are well.....

    Just practising throwing a few shapes for next weeks dance off with the grandkids. Can’t let the little buggers beat me...lol
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    Right, we had alcohol last night and the lightweights are well.....

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    Tel will know about this,"Knees"

    A permanent marker broke in my pocket once. It stained the inside of my pants and run down the side of my leg into my sock. Not a good look!:(
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    First Volunteer for Age UK tomoz ( no not electrical before you all start)

    To be honest some of them also don’t make any sense to me.:confused:
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    First Volunteer for Age UK tomoz ( no not electrical before you all start)

    All the best with your new adventure Pete. I was working in a Age UK day centre the other day, and they had robed the handyman into calling the bingo numbers. Here is a list just in case this happens to you. Remember, chance favors the prepared mind.:) Kelly’s Eye 1, One Little Duck 2, Cup of...
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    Flat Earth believers.....

    The earth must be square. Otherwise why would we use square meters instead of circle kilometers?
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    Anyone else buy their wife/girlfriend a powertool for Christmas?

    You’re a very brave man Marvo. Nothing kills a sexual experience like a concussion. Trust me I know! If Lady K got a power tool or any other electrical appliance for Christmas, they would surgically have to remove it from one of my orifices. But now that you have circumvented and survived buying...
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    Site Canteen

    Welcome to the canteen Wilko. Sorry there was no one about yesterday and anybody that is about today will be like a ghostly apparition. And ever since they installed the 42 circle magic roundabout and the one way system, most people take their dinner at their work stations now. To be honest, I...
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    Site Canteen

    I’ve just been to a lawless KFC and it was like Mad Max but with old women and chickens. I barely got out with my bucket. Mike Tyson wouldn’t have lasted two minutes in there. Time to stick ITV 4 on the projector and watch Escape To Victory.:)

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