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  1. Kamikaze

    A new jokes thread for your amusement.

    Well…March 29th came and went and we still don’t know whether the bulb will be replaced with a working bulb or a broken one. Some voters will feel betrayed if we fit a new bulb, so maybe we should replace it with a candle.:D Anyways, back to the jokes. I met the bloke who invented the crossword...
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    Part Pee scrapped in favour of the Nec Code

    Brexit is having a little wee in the middle of the floor at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.:)
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    A blast from the past, for some maybe

    True, some CEO’s have no sense of adventure but we need to find out if yours has?;)
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    To remainers and leavers alike please read for an interesting take on the matter

    I voted “Remain“, not for political reasons but because my mum’s moved to Spain and I want her to stay there.:)
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    A new jokes thread for your amusement.

    I wonder if its too soon for this? :D How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb? Only two: One to promise a bright future and another one to screw it up.:)
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    To remainers and leavers alike please read for an interesting take on the matter

    I’ve been watching this shambling nonsense brew itself into quite a malignant froth over the last couple of years. The Brexiteers thought they could just step off the plane but it turns out that nobody knew how to land the plane and so we would have to parachute. Except it then became clear they...
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    Great Quotes...............

    The secret to a successful marriage is to keep his stomach full and his balls empty. Nigella Lawson
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    Heating wiring advice

    It’s alright, I’ve answered my own question. :) Here is a wiring diagram for an S plan.
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    Heating wiring advice

    I always thought you needed the hot water on for the heating to work. But to get hot water only one had to separate it from the heating?
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    Great Quotes...............

    Hold my alternating current, I’m going in!:D Buzz Lightyear
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    Great Quotes...............

    The true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious. The evil of the subconscious is too strong to resist, so the only way to win is to deny it battle. Oma Desala
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    To remainers and leavers alike please read for an interesting take on the matter

    Lately I have genuinely been praying to high heaven that I don’t die until I find out what happens to Brexit, because the U.K. is my favourite amusement park. It comes complete with a circus run by clowns! I'm sure the no deal advocates don't know just how much s**t is coming their way for the...
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    Great Quotes...............

    He's in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message. Jordan Tate
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    Great Quotes...............

    Always keep on the lights you must. Failing lights will lead to the dark side. Yoda
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    Great Quotes...............

    Electricity will be the death of me! Jaws
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    Great Quotes...............

    Hello Mummy! Hello Daddy! Woozee nine milimeter? Little Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Great Quotes...............

    And that's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old brooms had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time. There’s the picture. What more proof do you need? Trigger
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    Great Quotes...............

    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Donald Trump
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    The misguided shall lead the gullible, and the feebleminded shall inherited the earth. Nigel Farage

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