£100 of slightly contaminated petrol for sale

[mogga]

Anoy one interested in £100 worth of slightly contaminated petrol please phone the garage who drained my tank for me when I filled it with petrol You guessed its a Diesel van In a hurry lifted wrong pump stood watching the totty coming n going from the garage didnt notice the green filler till £100 was in there phoned leasing company who sent someone who couldnt do it then next guythey were arguing about price for doing it then finaly guy came lifted me to their depot n drained it While there he then told me their charge rate £86 p/h Im DEFFO in the wrong job ffs

 

[Knobhead]

You’ve made me feel better, your not the only one

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[topquark]

Haven't done it yet, but give it time, cars petrol, misses is diesel and so's the van, so it's only a matter of time

See if any of the neighbours have petrol mowers, hedge trimmers etc. OR you could set up a dodgy filling station like on panorama last night (but you'd have to sell at a loss ... around £0.85 for a litre of diesel, not sure what you'd get for unleaded ).

 

[telectrix]

do you know anyone with 2 stroke engines e;g; boat owners. the bit of diesel in there will not harm a 2 stroke.

 

[topquark]

Or try the local tree surgeons, they're bound to need some (chainsaws, leaf blowers etc)

 

[telectrix]

and if anyone mentions the proclaimers' " i will walk 500 miles", mogga will personally shoot them.

 

[Kiers1970]

Sickener... and people balk at us asking for that for a mornings work.....

 

[sparky3366]

If its any consolation, I once put diesel in my motorbike tank...the stick I got for months was deserved...

 

[mogga]

the garage that drained tank charge £1.30 a ltr "Disposal" costs lol

 

[CRAGS]

Wife once put petrol into diesel car only put £5-10 worth in ( before she noticed) went to her topped the rest up with diesel and drove it all was ok...

 

[vernam616]

Buy your self one of these, I presume there will be a cheaper alternative on the market, but this is the one i seen on Dragons Den

The Fuel Angel - The Misfuelling Prevention Device

 

[ruston]

Wife once put petrol into diesel car only put £5-10 worth in ( before she noticed) went to her topped the rest up with diesel and drove it all was ok...

It was common practice in days gone by to mix petrol in with diesel to stop it waxing in the winter. This was before the modern additives to the fuel. Citroen used to advise 5% mix in cold weather.

 

[scotsparky]

What about
Jessica Simpson "these boots were maid for walking"
Dionne warwick "walk on"
Green day " boulivard of broken dreams" (where your ar** was planted after you had done it)
Green day " Walk Alone"

there must be more and remember Mogga cant ban you for being cheeky:ciappa:

 

[CRAGS]

What about
Jessica Simpson "these boots were maid for walking"
Dionne warwick "walk on"
Green day " boulivard of broken dreams" (where your ar** was planted after you had done it)
Green day " Walk Alone"

there must be more and remember Mogga cant ban you for being cheeky:ciappa:

In that case then

Chasing cars Snow Patrol or maybe not so much chasing

Walk This Way Aerosmith

Walk Like a Egyptian Bangles

You'll never walk alone Gerry & the Pacemakers

:grinningelf: :grinningelf:

 

[Mark_Burgess]

It was common practice in days gone by to mix petrol in with diesel to stop it waxing in the winter. This was before the modern additives to the fuel. Citroen used to advise 5% mix in cold weather.

Was going to say the exact same thing, id stick 15 litres in on each fill up until its gone.