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[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Ablonde calls her boyfriend and says, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]"Please comeover here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and Ican't figure out how to get it started." [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Herboyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be whenit's finished?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Theblonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's atiger."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Herboyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She letshim in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread allover the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looksat the box, then turns to her and says - "Firstof all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be ableto assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." Hesighed.........[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]"Let'sput all the Frosties back in the box......." [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]"Please comeover here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and Ican't figure out how to get it started." [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Herboyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be whenit's finished?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Theblonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's atiger."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Herboyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She letshim in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread allover the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looksat the box, then turns to her and says - "Firstof all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be ableto assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." Hesighed.........[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]"Let'sput all the Frosties back in the box......." [/FONT]
