A Friday night funny

[Earthstore]

I was at a dance with the wife last Saturday, and there was a chap on the dance floor "giving it large" ,
she said; you see that chap, well he proposed to me 25 years ago, and I turned him down,
My reply was "well it looks like he is still celebrating"... :clap:

 

[parker56]

And your still alive.lol

 

[telectrix]

what do you say to an apprentice with 2 black eyes? nothing, you;ve already told him twice.

 

[Arnold Layne]

Unkind.. Earthstore and not very romantic..lol. I'm surprised you didn't end up with telectrix's two black eyes

 

[telectrix]

if he dances close to a tall woman, he'll get them

 

[ian.settle1]

I was at a dance with the wife last Saturday, and there was a chap on the dance floor "giving it large" ,
she said; you see that chap, well he proposed to me 25 years ago, and I turned him down,
My reply was "well it looks like he is still celebrating"... :clap:

Didn't think patients got internet access in hospital

 

[telectrix]

they do but it's £30 a week, payable to the rogues that supply pay as you watch TV.

 

[ipf]

they do but it's £30 a week, payable to the rogues that supply pay as you watch TV.

Same shysters who run the car parking, eh ?

 

[MarkieSparkie]

Same shysters who run the car parking, eh ?

Because their were not enough electricians joining the Part P schemes they had to diversify!:biggrin5: