Being British

[telectrix]

Being British is :

driving a german car to an irish pub to drink belgian beer: on the way home grab an indian or chinese curry: sit on a swedish sofa, watching american shows on a japanese TV. Only in britain can you get a pizza to your house quicker than an ambulance: only in britain do banks leave the doors open but chain the pens up: and supermarkets make sick people walk to the far end of the store for prescriptions, yet healthy people get their smokes at the front of the store.

 

[Guest55]

yet i for one am still proud to be British
although we do have our priorities mixed up.
and the weather sucks.

 

[moddeydhoo]

i will be leaving this country as soon as possible, too many idiots. Imigrints can vote after one year, milliband is a 1st gen imigrint. blair, brown, cameron, scotts, SO FFF THE ENGLISH, who with the poor education would now vote for hitler if he was standing for labour. SHOULD BE ANOTHER SECTION ON THE BALLOT PAPER. NONE OF THE ABOVE, see how many votes this would get

 

[drew35]

I second the "No confidence" box on the ballot.

They want us to vote but they don't give us the options.

 

[MDJ]

Don't forget to mention poor spelling as a problem these days LMAO.

 

[NrVolts]

[FONT=arial, sans-serif]Being british is having to stand at the automated checkout till in a supermarket hearing the words " unexpected item in the baggage area " so loud that it makes everyone look at you and stare.Irony being that it takes 3 members of staff to reset the thing.have these mechines spread abroad yet?[/FONT]

 

[slimsim60]

Last time i was in Oz i was served by a human being, might be the way to go you know.