Bloody Pets

[millwall ken]

Hi all,
I done a favour for a mate this afternoon, nothing hard, just change all of the 2nd fix plastic outlets to polished chrome. Yer, no big deal, an apprentice could do it... Except it cost me two bloody drivers and a boat level!!! The client had called me into the kitchen after about 30 minutes for a nice cup of rosie, and whilst I was in there with her, her bloody dog (a boxer) helped itself down my toolbag and made off with two drivers and a level!!!
After I went back to work, I thought to myself 'where the bloody hell are my drivers?', that I had left on the floor, along with said level. So I went and had a look in the kitchen, thinking that maybe I had taken them in there with me, but no. The next thing I saw was this bloody great Boxer dog drooling from the mouth, come bouncing past me with MY level in its mouth... I quickly informed the client, and she made the dog drop it. The bloody animal had chewed up a metal boat level!!!
Anyway, the client grabbed the dog by the collar and dragged it to its bed in the garage, where she returned from; bright red, and carrying two chewed up screwdrivers.
Thats just my bloody luck lately. Go to a job, that ends up costing me more than I earned. Hhhhaaaaa.

 

[rocker]

I would sympathise, but boxers are SOOOO SILLY THEYARE ADORABLE they can do no wrong in our eyes.....

Ohhh and he took some drivers home with him to have later awww sweeeeeet!

Sorry, I know this isn't making you feel better.

My goldfish has black spots on it and I have still not worked out what they are.......

 

[Phil]

i had the miss fortune of a westie doing that to a brand new pair ok ck snips not so long back and i was least impressed

 

[ezzzekiel]

first time i fitted my own bathroom, everytime i flushed toilet water gushed everywhere and couldnt figure it out, nipped downstairs to get a spanner and found my dog happily chewing on a large round washer which looked as though it would fit perfectly between the pot and tank............

 

[Doomed]

Away on a job with a mate staying above a pub, landlords big dog pushed into our room, jumped on my mates bed, squatted down and emptied its bladder, it then jumped over to my side , picked up my contact lense container (with my lenses in it) and left the room.
Luckily I always carried a spare set of glasses.
Landlord had the cheek to not even be in the slightest sorry or embarressed! (mind you, this was in south wales )

 

[Penance]

cats under floorboards seems to be my curse and thats my own cats!

 

[Dewey]

I now make sure there are no animals anywhere near where im working, 2 weeks ago a staffy was left in the house i was re-wiring and i didnt realise until i opened the bedroom door and it chased me round the house trying to bite me then it ran outside and mauled another dog to death then got picked up by the police (was put down later in the week) and the owner attempted to press charges against me for letting the dog out. Wasnt the best day at work!

 

[millwall ken]

I now make sure there are no animals anywhere near where im working, 2 weeks ago a staffy was left in the house i was re-wiring and i didnt realise until i opened the bedroom door and it chased me round the house trying to bite me then it ran outside and mauled another dog to death then got picked up by the police (was put down later in the week) and the owner attempted to press charges against me for letting the dog out. Wasnt the best day at work!

If some cheeky so and so had tried that with me, they would of got a lot more than a toffee hammer round their head.