Business courses

[stratplus]

Anyone know of a good preferably free business course? Just completed a 5week electrical course so am now ready to roll

 

[markc123]

lol.

ban.

this.

troll.

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****.

 

[ipf]

Anyone know of a good preferably free business course? Just completed a 5week electrical course so am now ready to roll

Down hill ???

 

[Octopus]

Hum...... What do you want to learn?

 

[stratplus]

Done the 5 week course so now confident to set up a business. Not sure whether to go vat registered from the off. £81k threshold so should be fairly easy to achieve on a sparks wage.
What do you think?

 

[ipf]

Did you sort that shower out ?

 

[stratplus]

Hum...... What do you want to learn?

Basics tbh, sole trader/ltd company, accounts, tax vat etc

 

[Octopus]

Done the 5 week course so now confident to set up a business. Not sure whether to go vat registered from the off. £81k threshold so should be fairly easy to achieve on a sparks wage.
What do you think?

you are taking the pxss!

 

[stratplus]

you are taking the pxss!

Ralmao

 

[stratplus]

Did you sort that shower out ?

Lol, yeah all sorted. Fitted new one like for like.

 

[uksparks]

you are taking the pxss!

I don't know so much, I think that's an understatement! Is he for real?

 

[brucelee]

No he is not lol somebody who is bored and now I am Bye

 

[pjcomp]

You won't be accepted on a business course unless you are already VAT-registered, employ at least four journeymen and two apprentices, and have provided all PPE and tools for all of them. To compliment that staff level you will need at least three fully-liveried vans (brand new, no secondhand stuff), and have an office and workshop/store staffed by at least one voluptuous blonde receptionist (male or female). Documentary proof of all of the above will qualify you for a business start-up course costing £975.00 per day.

And as you've done the five-day course, of course you meet all the above qualifications. You can start on Monday

pj

 

[stratplus]

You won't be accepted on a business course unless you are already VAT-registered, employ at least four journeymen and two apprentices, and have provided all PPE and tools for all of them. To compliment that staff level you will need at least three fully-liveried vans (brand new, no secondhand stuff), and have an office and workshop/store staffed by at least one voluptuous blonde receptionist (male or female). Documentary proof of all of the above will qualify you for a business start-up course costing £975.00 per day.

And as you've done the five-day course, of course you meet all the above qualifications. You can start on Monday

pj

Excellent, I knew it would be easy. Happy days

 

[stratplus]

So basically you need to have a successful business before taking the course. Hmmm....Makes perfect sense.......or does it.
Excellent advice. Much appreciated. :thumbup: