Chandelier (which has gone way off topic)

[Bane]

Re: Chandelier

Well, everyone else on this site has contributed so I may as well.

Can anyone offer me a job? I have a 48inch chest

 

[Grae79]

Re: Chandelier

I have a 48inch chest

48DD? plenty of jobs out there with those curves, Baney.

 

[Bane]

Re: Chandelier

48DD? plenty of jobs out there with those curves, Baney.

See! I knew I'd reel someone in

 

[millenniummel]

Re: Chandelier

48DD would be morbidly obese but flat chested. Lets get this into perspective, I am a 32F. The number is the ribcage measurement and the letters are the cup sizes. Anyone who was 48 ribcage would be well past an H cup just with fat alone, never mind breast tissue.

Make sense?

Mel x

 

[Grae79]

Re: Chandelier

lol.....i know how bra sizes work, but thanks anyway.......

 

[Cirrus]

Re: Chandelier

Well, everyone else on this site has contributed so I may as well.

Can anyone offer me a job? I have a 48inch chest

You're just a pup Bane - 50 inch chest and 18's on ma guns

 

[London Luke]

Re: Chandelier

lol.....i know how bra sizes work, but thanks anyway.......

what sort of man are you ?

 

[millenniummel]

Re: Chandelier

what sort of man are you ?

A bra fitter in Marks and Sparks obviously!

M x

 

[Grae79]

lol....perfick way to meet women

 

[mdshunk]

Re: Chandelier

A bra fitter in Marks and Sparks obviously!

M x

I wonder why women need the help of a bra fitter at the fancy stores, anyhow? A man needs no help selecting his underclothes. I'm pretty sure if a man offered me help sizing my undershorts, he might get a black eye.

 

[montybaber]

Re: Chandelier

Monty - I think I can handle a fence, it isn't live with electricity. Do you want me to come over and give you a hand?

Mel x

i'll bake the cakes

 

[Bane]

50 inch chest cirrus?

According to Mel, you have some pretty impressive moobs (man -----).

18 inch arms? Bingo wings!

 

[London Luke]

No earth and solid concrete ceilings !

Must remind myself to take a shotgun next time i drive near "Tooting"
Lets say its "different " !!

 

[jimes]

didnt turn out to have anything hanging down that shoudnt have been then?!

 

[London Luke]

No !!!!!