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Children often say the funniest things:
The other day my friends Grandson Liam, aged 7½ informed the assembled family that he was going to university. His Grandmother said “That’s great news, darling.” “What are you going to take?”. “My PlayStation!” replied Liam.
A young mother a the gathering then told her babe’s tale.
Mathew, aged 8, went for a cycle ride with Grampy and passed a nursery field of cows, with a cow in the corner of the field giving birth. Matty went off to have a closer look and eventually came back with eyes as wide as saucers. “Grampy!” he said “The farmer says he’s delivered two babies.” “ And, the Mummy cow’s now eating the wrapping paper!”
The other day my friends Grandson Liam, aged 7½ informed the assembled family that he was going to university. His Grandmother said “That’s great news, darling.” “What are you going to take?”. “My PlayStation!” replied Liam.
A young mother a the gathering then told her babe’s tale.
Mathew, aged 8, went for a cycle ride with Grampy and passed a nursery field of cows, with a cow in the corner of the field giving birth. Matty went off to have a closer look and eventually came back with eyes as wide as saucers. “Grampy!” he said “The farmer says he’s delivered two babies.” “ And, the Mummy cow’s now eating the wrapping paper!”
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