Christmas Story

[MDJ]

I have done this before on another site and it can work one of two ways. Either it becomes really funny or a total load of Carp. I will start a story, around 6 or 7 words , then a member has to post after with 3 more words, then another member with 3 words an so on and so on until we have story, here is the start===It was Christmas eve and Sarah was--------------

 

[ian.settle1]

off her head

 

[Brightspark2]

Just about to

 

[Pete999]

reclining on the sofa

 

[MDJ]

Just about to

strip off when

 

[telectrix]

along came santa

 

[Kamikaze]

sporting a Mankini

 

[telectrix]

with huge bulge

 

[MDJ]

ing eyes and----

 

[egg67]

With a pink

 

[Andy78]

And red "nose"

 

[MDJ]

And large red

 

[Kamikaze]

eight friggin' reindeers

 

[MDJ]

Each one had

 

[rich67577]

A big orange

 

[Kamikaze]

a pinky ring

 

[MDJ]

Through the nose

 

[Paul.M]

and matching earrings

 

[dan86]

also wearing mankinis

 

[telectrix]

sarah's getting horny

 

[Paul.M]

with camel toe

 

[telectrix]

and reindeer dong

 

[Paul.M]

things he should'nt

 

[telectrix]

know for sure

 

[MDJ]

Like sticking his

 

[Paul.M]

his horns into....

 

[dan86]

places that they

 

[MDJ]

Should not go

 

[7029 dave]

into the nice fire.

 

[happysteve]

"Oh," gasped Sarah,

 

[MDJ]

That bloody horn

 

[Kamikaze]

with friction burns

 

[Kamikaze]

generated earth leakage

 

[Kamikaze]

large enough to

 

[MDJ]

Make my Bra

 

[Kamikaze]

slippery when wet

 

[MDJ]

Luckily though it

 

[Kamikaze]

wasn't Harness 69

 

[Brightspark2]

And was infact

 

[MDJ]

Geordie dressed in