Christmas!

[jimmymac]

Does anybody else hate this time of year and all the rubbish that goes along with it???

 

[applemac]

Can't wait to get back to work! Xmas is all for the kids anyway! My mrs is a moning old c@@t and after today I want to pan her out with a large shovel! Only been married since July! Bad move

 

[telectrix]

yep....

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Can't wait to get back to work! Xmas is all for the kids anyway! My mrs is a moning old c@@t and after today I want to pan her out with a large shovel! Only been married since July! Bad move

can i have an invite to the divorce party?

 

[Richard Burns]

All far too much hassle and mess.

Bah humbug.

Oh yes and Happy Yuletide:95::santa1:

 

[ArseyDee]

What you all need is a hat like mine...

 

[tidyboiler]

Can't wait to get back to work! Xmas is all for the kids anyway! My mrs is a moning old c@@t and after today I want to pan her out with a large shovel! Only been married since July! Bad move

haha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that made me laugh!!!! I remember Geordie saying something similar about his ex-wife and the bad move. Soon be over applemac. :waving:

 

[jimmymac]

and to top it all off, after xmas is done with we've got the fat, ugly, sour-faced mother in-law coming to stay for a week along with the wife's gob sh**e of a sister and her spoilt little brat of a son! Yep, i'm gonna have a great new year! :32:

 

[Silly Sausage]

and to top it all off, after xmas is done with we've got the fat, ugly, sour-faced mother in-law coming to stay for a week along with the wife's gob sh**e of a sister and her spoilt little brat of a son! Yep, i'm gonna have a great new year! :32:

Sympathies!!!!

You could get down your nearest hospital and demand one of these for two weeks...
What Is a Medically Induced Coma? | Barbiturate Induced Coma | LiveScience

 

[jimmymac]

Thanks, but I have my own method Archy, it's a big bottle of 18 year old Grants whiskey

 

[Chrisuk]

Can't wait to get back to work! Xmas is all for the kids anyway! My mrs is a moning old c@@t and after today I want to pan her out with a large shovel! Only been married since July! Bad move

Hahaha this made me laugh.....fight fight fight ha !!!

 

[sparkdog]

Isn't it amazing how the tax man always times his bad news letters to arrive on Christmas eve."No we can't action your dispute as it is now too late!"
And yes I also find Christmas the most annoying time of the year.

 

[Marvo]

Can't wait to get back to work! Xmas is all for the kids anyway! My mrs is a moning old c@@t and after today I want to pan her out with a large shovel! Only been married since July! Bad move

Lol, doesn't sound very promising if its only been a few months, takes most lads a year or two to get to that stage You could try the Grants therapy method suggested by Jimmymac.

Merry Christmas all.

 

[kingeri]

Well I'm downstairs now waiting for the wife and my almost three year old boy to emerge. I have traditionally disliked Christmas but I have to admit I am a bit excited about seeing him open his pressies! Hope everyone has a good day, and for those who dislike this period, try to think of it as just a day off!

Alex

 

[tidyboiler]

My present from Geordie. It says Tidy Boiler on the front in case I get lost.

 

[sparkdog]

That should keep you nice and warm.