CK Tools Giveaway - Tell us what your most essential tool is to enter

[Electrical2go]

We are giving away a set of
CK Tools - Triton XLS Screwdrivers
worth £20.00

For your chance to win, simply comment on this thread with Your favourite Sparky joke. (Keep it clean-ish)
The professional quality Triton XLS Screwdriver is designed with tip type marking for easy identification, a large soft grip tri-lobe handle for exceptional comfort and high torque turns. The handle is injection moulded directly to blade giving the ultimate bond for increased reliability and durability. Anti roll flats to prevent the screwdriver rolling off sloping surfaces. The blade is manufactured from a toughened alloy steel for excellent durability and precision machined tips to reduce the risk of tip breakage.

The winner will be announced on 10th May.
(Please note: this competition is also running on both facebook and Twitter too,
so add more than one joke for extra chances to win).
(UK entries Only)
After we announce the result, if the winner does not respond within 5 days, another winner shall be chosen.
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[westward10]

Sparky, plumber and chippy stranded on a desert island with days to live when a genie pops up and grants them one wish.
Chippy wishes he was safe and back home and off he goes.
Sparky says the same thing and off he goes.
The plumber says he is now lonely and wants his two colleagues back with him.

 

[Dustydazzler]

Hi there, either tell us your most essential electrician's tool you can't live without or tell us your favourite Sparky joke - Good luck

Hi there, either tell us your most essential electrician's tool you can't live without or tell us your favourite Sparky joke - Good luck

Most essential tool is probably the new set of ck screwdrivers I hope to win

 

[Dustydazzler]

Hi there, either tell us your most essential electrician's tool you can't live without or tell us your favourite Sparky joke - Good luck

Hi there, either tell us your most essential electrician's tool you can't live without or tell us your favourite Sparky joke - Good luck

Most essential tool is probably the new set of ck screwdrivers I hope to win

 

[Squid]

an electrician, a plumber, and a lawyer are shipwrecked and in a sinking dinghy.sharks are circling, when the electrician falls off.he is immediately eaten by the sharks,

next day, due to a severe leak in the dinghy that the plumber could not fix, as he'd left his push-fits on the ship, he sinks under the waves and is eaten by the sharks.

couple of days later, the lawyer, feeling all alone with noboddy to talk to/interrogate/ twist replies, dives overboard in a suicidal attempt.

the sharks all circle round and somehow leave him alone.

next day he's picked up by a passing cargo ship bound for Somalia with some young white slaves.

the "captain" of this sold barge wants to know why the sharks have not eaten the lawyer.

"professional courtesy" , says the lawyer.

I hope you are a better thief than a comedian Tel........

 

[telectrix]

I hope you are a better thief than a comedian Tel........

maybe i need to polish up my repertoire.

 

[Squid]

maybe i need to polish up my repertoire.

If Buzz is helping you with your writing then he can help you with some jokes ;o))))))

 

[ruston]

Sparky, plumber and chippy stranded on a desert island with days to live when a genie pops up and grants them one wish.
Chippy wishes he was safe and back home and off he goes.
Sparky says the same thing and off he goes.
The plumber says he is now lonely and wants his two colleagues back with him.

It is tie between that one and the electric chair in my opinion up to now.

 

[Charlie_]

Paddy the electrician has been sacked by the U.S Prison service for refusing to repair an electric chair.
He said in his opinion it was a feckin death trap!

 

[ruston]

Paddy the electrician has been sacked by the U.S Prison service for refusing to repair an electric chair.
He said in his opinion it was a feckin death trap!

Maybe that is why he swapped the wires around on the other one.

 

[Charlie_]

Haha yes possibly so.. he’s done some really silly things in his time

 

[ruston]

Yes and he is back on a desert island now too.

 

[Charlie_]

His best mate Murphy is just as bad;
He’s too scared to fly long haul incase the plane runs out of fuel and they all get stuck up in the sky

 

[telectrix]

paddy the pilot is approaching Shannock Airport when he gets a Master Caution warning on the display of his Air Fungus 737. he radois in to the control tower with a pan,pan,pan, and tells them he has a problem..
control tower....."Paddy, what is your height and location?"

Paddy....... " Oi'm 5ft 9 and sitting in the front seat"

 

[Charlie_]

What’s the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn’t think he’s an electrician.

 

[pirate]

Posh bloke parking his bentley and a tramp raps on his window..
"Oi, guv, spare a shilling for a cup of tea?"
Posh bloke: "Neither a borrower nor a lender be...Shakespeare"
Tramp: " C**t!..D H Lawrence"