CK Tools Giveaway - Tell us what your most essential tool is to enter

[Electrical2go]

We are giving away a set of
CK Tools - Triton XLS Screwdrivers
worth £20.00

For your chance to win, simply comment on this thread with Your favourite Sparky joke. (Keep it clean-ish)
The professional quality Triton XLS Screwdriver is designed with tip type marking for easy identification, a large soft grip tri-lobe handle for exceptional comfort and high torque turns. The handle is injection moulded directly to blade giving the ultimate bond for increased reliability and durability. Anti roll flats to prevent the screwdriver rolling off sloping surfaces. The blade is manufactured from a toughened alloy steel for excellent durability and precision machined tips to reduce the risk of tip breakage.

The winner will be announced on 10th May.
(Please note: this competition is also running on both facebook and Twitter too,
so add more than one joke for extra chances to win).
(UK entries Only)
After we announce the result, if the winner does not respond within 5 days, another winner shall be chosen.
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[Charlie_]

Free screwdrivers, I am up for it.......

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I prefer sex on the beach

 

[Squid]

I prefer sex on the beach with a dolphin

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[Charlie_]

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Only for training porpoises

 

[Rpa07]

dont give up the day job just yet Tele.

Oh that irony - we need a new button. Get rid of the ‘dumb’ one, no one uses it anyway - where is scrumpyjack anyhow?

 

[Rpa07]

Here’s a nice little lunchtime story;

The Sex Life Of An Electron
by Eddie Currents*

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek out a cute little coil to help his discharge. He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride in his Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge and stopped by a Magnetic field with flowing currents and frolicked in the sine waves.

Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves, soon had her fully charged and proceeded to excite her resistance to a minimum. He gently laid her at ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance. With a quick arc, he pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, connecting them in parallel.

He slowly began short circuiting her resisitance shunt while quickly raising her thermal conductance level to mill-spec. Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled "OHM...OHM...OHM!"

With his tube operating well into class C, and her field vibrating with his current flow, a corona formed which instantly caused her shunt to overheat just at the point when Micro-Farad rapidly discharged and drained off every electron into her grid.

They fluxed all night trying various connectors and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all of its field strength. Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids, and, with his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite his field. Not ready to be quiescent, they spent the rest of the evening reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.

Are you taking the day off today Charlie - that’s a lot of words for a lunchtime break?

 

[buzzlightyear]

where is scrumpyjack anyhow

now thats a good question ,has he turned it to a monk .

 

[Charlie_]

Could somebody please help me out with the Cmin factor..
I have BS7671 but all those pages that apply to Cmin are stuck together!

 

[Electrical2go]

We are happy to announce that our winner of the CK Screwdrivers chosen at random is...drum roll please.....

westward10

We'll send you a message now with details of how to claim your prize

Thank you all for all your entries. We will be running another competition in June.

Electrical2Go HQ

 

[telectrix]

We are happy to announce that our winner of the CK Screwdrivers chosen at random is...drum roll please.....

westward10

We'll send you a message now with details of how to claim your prize

Thank you all for all your entries. We will be running another competition in June.

Electrical2Go HQ

FIX. .

 

[Dustydazzler]

WTF

What am I going to use now

Impact driver it is

 

[Squid]

We are happy to announce that our winner of the CK Screwdrivers chosen at random is...drum roll please.....

westward10

We'll send you a message now with details of how to claim your prize but in part you need to post up a photo of yourself naked lathered in honey and sprinkled with hundreds and thousands and holding your tool, CK tool that is.

Electrical2Go HQ

errr could you not have awarded the prize to SparkyChick........

 

[rapparee]

errr could you not have awarded the prize to SparkyChick........

Lick.

 

[Electrical2go]

What has happened to @SparkyChick?

 

[westward10]

I banned her she was too popular

 

[SparkyChick]

What has happened to @SparkyChick?

I'm still here keeping an eye on things, just not posting too much as I'm busy doing other things most evening

But nice of you to ask... I think... could also be breathing a sigh of relief that there's no mad bint posting