CK Tools Giveaway - Tell us what your most essential tool is to enter

[Electrical2go]

We are giving away a set of
CK Tools - Triton XLS Screwdrivers
worth £20.00

For your chance to win, simply comment on this thread with Your favourite Sparky joke. (Keep it clean-ish)
The professional quality Triton XLS Screwdriver is designed with tip type marking for easy identification, a large soft grip tri-lobe handle for exceptional comfort and high torque turns. The handle is injection moulded directly to blade giving the ultimate bond for increased reliability and durability. Anti roll flats to prevent the screwdriver rolling off sloping surfaces. The blade is manufactured from a toughened alloy steel for excellent durability and precision machined tips to reduce the risk of tip breakage.

The winner will be announced on 10th May.
(Please note: this competition is also running on both facebook and Twitter too,
so add more than one joke for extra chances to win).
(UK entries Only)
After we announce the result, if the winner does not respond within 5 days, another winner shall be chosen.
​

 

[Barnaby Stedman]

A chemist, a biologist and an electrician were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair. The chemist was brought forward first. “Do you have anything you want to say?” asked the executioner, strapping him in ”No,” replied the chemist. The executioner flicked the switch and nothing happened. Under State law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner is to be released, so the chemist was released. Then the biologist was brought forward. “Do you have anything you want to say?” “No, just get on with it.” The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released. Then the electrician was brought forward. “Do you have anything you want to say?” asked the executioner. “Yes,” replied the engineer. “If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work.”

 

[Dustydazzler]

What is the question ?

 

[NDG Elecs]

Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm....he couldn't resistor...!

 

[telectrix]

bus full of elderly ladies on a trip breaks down.....
driver opens the bonnet to see if he can fix it.....
one old dear gets off the bus and asks him.....
" do you want a screw driver".....

"wait till i've fixed the bus" he replies.

 

[telectrix]

https://i.Upload the image directly to the thread.com/RjXgJ6s.png

 

[123]

 

[Diver233]

Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows

 

[ruston]

View attachment 49009

I would give you the prize for that one but it is not in my capacity.

 

[Rpa07]

Still the old favourite that @telectrix tells every 3 days
“It’s Red to Red, Black to Black and Blew to bits”
BOOM BOOM!

 

[Dustydazzler]

I can't get these 2 things out of my head now trying to think of something funny...

the chuckle bros 'to me to you' and the scene from only fools and horses when the drop the chandelier

 

[Rpa07]

The chandelier scene always gets a link on a thread when anyone ever mentions a luminaire bigger than a 9” pendant. Still hilarious though!

 

[Charlie_]

How many electricians does it take to change a bulb?
None! That’s a gardeners job!
Bulbs grow in the ground!!

Edited

 

[Rpa07]

How many electricians does it take to change a bulb?
None! That’s a gardeners job!
Bulbs grow in the effin ground!!

If it didn’t sound so angry Charlie, I think that would be the winner!

 

[Deleted member 26818]

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.