Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[telectrix]

corona bin round for 2000 years, same as richard branson

3 Why didn’t Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem?

All Virgin flights were cancelled.


Why can’t Boris Johnson make his Christmas cake until the last minute? He doesn’t know how many tiers it should have.

 

[telectrix]

just was wondering why i has so many full stops, commas and apostrophies in my replies.

then i wiped the smoke ash off the screen

 

[OnlQQker]

Over at Cranfield flying school...

 

[HappyHippyDad]

My boys Grandma just sent me this.... made me laugh ?

 

[Baddegg]

 

[telectrix]

old lady lives alone. struggling to work out how to start on a new jigsaw.
phones her neighbour and tells him she hasn't got a clue where to start. if you can come and help, i'll do you some breakfast.
OK says the neighbour, what's the jigsaw picture on the box?
a red rooster, she says.
so he ambles over takes a look and tells her there's no way we can get this done as a jigsaw.
now, let's put the cornflakes back in the box and have that breakfast.

 

[OnlQQker]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. ?

 

[telectrix]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. ?

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i don't recall giving you permission to photograph me in my bath.

 

[pc1966]

i don't recall giving you permission to photograph me in my bath.

Indeed! And who is the guy with the cigarette?

 

[Moley]

Grandads hat

 

[OnlQQker]

'If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.' - Oscar Wilde

 

[andyb]

old lady lives alone. struggling to work out how to start on a new jigsaw.
phones her neighbour and tells him she hasn't got a clue where to start. if you can come and help, i'll do you some breakfast.
OK says the neighbour, what's the jigsaw picture on the box?
a red rooster, she says.
so he ambles over takes a look and tells her there's no way we can get this done as a jigsaw.
now, let's put the cornflakes back in the box and have that breakfast.

On the subject of jigsaws, I used the first lockdown to have a go at my first one. I did it for 3 or 4 hours a night and it took me 4 months. I was quite pleased with that, it said 2 to 3 years on the box.

 

[andyb]

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[OnlQQker]

At the interview today...

 

[James]

At the interview today...

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did you get the job?