Corporate Buzzwords...

[Octopus]

OK guys we need some blue sky thinking to come up with as many as we can.....

 

[ImpededLoop]

You need to pick the low hanging fruit.

 

[Tidy Max]

The plumber and i worked in synergy today. Our efficacy was top notch.

 

[ipf]

Give the bloke a break........give him a kit-kat!!

 

[snowhead]

This is not the place we want to be in.

 

[Andy78]

I don't understand, in real terms, how this thread is going to value-enhance any attempts at out of the box initiatives, or facilitate any of the forum's key influencers in a hit the ground running strategy.

 

[Pete999]

Cascade information, team meetings, Lateral thinking, can,t think of any more I,ll troll our intranet tomoz and find some more, Government are brilliant with corporate speak.

 

[ian.settle1]

I don't want problems,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Just solutions

 

[Pete999]

Customer focus

 

[Bobster]

Bull Sh*t, oh wait thats just what they mean.

 

[plugsandsparks]

"Think outside the box" is my favourite..... "quick win" , " put the customer first" "customer at the heart of what we do" "think of the customer experience" - blah blah blah, "washes its face" anything with "drive" in the phrase like "drive revenue" drive growth" etc etc

 

[Octopus]

Rationalise = cut corners

 

[Barry White]

at the end of the day (what they think is happening)
ball park estimate (rough guess at cost)
bang for bucks (what you get for your cash)
bow wave (major changes and there effects)
paddle on both sides (give more effort)
price point (just another way of saying a price most commonly a £1 for pound shops)
reinventing the wheel ( looking at what others have done and copying)

will add more if I think of any

 

[rapparee]

As long as we are moving forward we are alright.

Where is the added value to the production.

We can put a man on the moon but we can't ....xyz

 

[Octopus]

"Delivering exceptional Customer Service is a vital aspect of any business. Certsure LLP is no different"

WTF????????