Crap Xmas presents thread

[CAPS LOCK]

Right then,what crap presents did you get this year?

Usually I get about 20 pairs of socks,but this year......none Last year I got a bloody awful jumper which I wore to paint in within two weeks of getting it.
However,this year I got a fondue set.What the hell is a fondue set?Can it keep my kebabs warm?
What a crap present.Who else got any crap presents?

 

[Grumpygrouter]

Looks like everyone got good stuff with the lack of response to your question..........

 

[Dave]

I got a tee shirt with ASBO wrote on the front and small letters under that it sez ... " Rock hard lads on tour "

now is that asking for bother if you wore that to a pub..lol lol..

 

[WarrenG]

What a crap present.Who else got any crap presents?

Well I woke up xmas morning and found that the missues was still there next to me!

lol.... just kidding

 

[Salamander]

Once I was given mitten by my auntie ,who didn't mind me looking like a woopsy.Anyway I gave them away to a cousin of mine which I thoroughly despised!
That's all