Dyson hoover

[Des 56]

Strange how we link things .. hoovers sucking.
And sweets like Tunes ,but called Spangles (1 letter out )

Need a Biro to take notes ?

 

[telectrix]

BIROS DON'T FARE WELL ON SHINY smoke PACKETS. I USE A SHARPIE. bloody caps lock strikes again,

 

[rapparee]

It's a personality you hide under the the stairs.
a) President Herbert
b) FBI J Edgar
c) one i've missed

A Henry?

 

[telectrix]

don't be sexist. what about hetty?

 

[rapparee]

don't be sexist. what about hetty?
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I won't conform to your gender hate speech.

He/She/it is gender neutral....

 

[telectrix]

I won't conform to your gender hate speech.

He/She/it is gender neutral....

i have an irish vac.it blows instead of sucks.

 

[rapparee]

i have an irish vac.it blows instead of sucks.

Typical tel.... knows nothing but twin and earth.

It's actually 3 phase and you've wired it in reverse, try swapping two of the phases.

 

[UNG]

I won't conform to your gender hate speech.

He/She/it is gender neutral....

Is that a Telly Tubby nuu nuu

 

[littlespark]

Is that a Telly Tubby nuu nuu

Someones already tried that joke. Read the previous posts, @UNG