Many years ago in a different life as Police Officer in a town not far from the Wrekin, I attended an address where the owner had reported a break in, poshish area, nice cars on the drive, good looking well dressed young lady in doorway (no, not that type) so I'm on my best behaviour. When I entered the house there was a smell the you couldn't forget, sh-t. As I went upstairs I saw that the top half of a bedroom door had been ripped off, I thought the baddies had crapped everywhere and damaged the house. Wrong!!!!!. I looked over the top of the broken door to see the whole room was full of soiled/unwashed clothes to the level of the break in the door, this was where the smell was coming from. Lesson learnt, never judge a book by it's cover.