Funny

[Sparkysoldman]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/...eASIN=B000KKNQBK&linkCode=as2&tag=ukgtedge-21


just stole this from the other forum on the dark side as the op said don't care if they are true read the reviews

 

[Kamikaze]

Another reason to shop at Morrisons :8:

 

[fuel]

My god the reviews Hillarious

 

[CSP2012]

The elderly Rastafarian review had me in bits!!!!!

 

[thekingiam]

love this,wil also be down sainsburys tommorow organising there herbs

 

[Kamikaze]

Don’t bother with As-da. I’ve already been there. :biggrin:

 

[overskilled]

Man walks into a crowded bar with a loaded gun and shouts "Right, who's been shagging my wife?"

A voice was heard in the background..... "You don't have enough bullets mate...."

 

[telectrix]

paddy's been out on the pi$$ friday night. walking home from the pub, a lady of the night collars him in a dark alley. "£20 for a good time", she says. "OK"says paddy, so they'e at it hammer and tongs up against the alley wall, when along comes the local beat bobby. "what's going on here, then" he asks. " just making love to my wife" says paddy. " Oh, sorry mate," says the bobby. " i didn't realise it was your wife". " neither did i" says paddy -" till you shone your torch in her face"

 

[applemac]

Gay snowman! Priceless