GeordieSparks

[Elmer BeFuddled]

I had the dubious honour today to meet GeordieSparks. Face and name and all that jazz. Came to connect me new gas cooker up after I did my pathetic best to burn the house down with the old one.

A very, very nice fella. All was going well until the missus walked in after a shopping trip. Me: "Alan this is Jan, Jan this is Alan", "Hi Alan" says Jan. "Hi Jan", says Geordie, and then he continues, "So tell me, how'd you end up with a Brummie?"

I was black affronted (offended)!!!!! I'm from Redditch, not Brum!

If you read this Geordie, just found a black rubber hose with a thread and seal on the end that I'm sure comes off your Regin pressure tester (which is a beauty! Engineers appreciate beautiful tools/things).

PM me your address and I'll Jiffy bag and send it through.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Thanks Elmer ....... you won't believe what that little rubber hose cost - almost £20 5 years ago !!!

PM on it's way .......

(yer a canny lad for a Brummie!!)

 

[Jay Sparks]

Its nice to see people meeting in person. I met up with paul.m last week at my local working mens club......had a right laugh!!
Its nice to put a face to the name...and its cheaper than them dating sites....LOL

 

[Geordie Spark]

Its nice to see people meeting in person. I met up with paul.m last week at my local working mens club......had a right laugh!!
Its nice to put a face to the name...and its cheaper than them dating sites....LOL

It doesn't always work like that though.

I used to be Admin on a forum (nowt to do with leccy, gas or plumbing btw) and got on really well with one of the other admin blokes. He invited me to go stay with him & his missus for a short holiday, and off I went. After a couple of days, I felt like slitting my wrists - he was the life & soul of the party in cyberworld, but a pain in the wotsit in the real world.

Then there's the other extreme. I used to chat online with a very nice lady who was extremely funny and witty. We got on like the proverbial house on fire, and after a while we arrange to meet up. She was everything - and more - that I expected her to be and six years on we're still together.

Now, if only I could get her to stop nicking the lead off the church roof and the cutlery from the curry house ...... :wink_smile:

 

[Jay Sparks]

It doesn't always work like that though.

I used to be Admin on a forum (nowt to do with leccy, gas or plumbing btw) and got on really well with one of the other admin blokes. He invited me to go stay with him & his missus for a short holiday, and off I went. After a couple of days, I felt like slitting my wrists - he was the life & soul of the party in cyberworld, but a pain in the wotsit in the real world.

Then there's the other extreme. I used to chat online with a very nice lady who was extremely funny and witty. We got on like the proverbial house on fire, and after a while we arrange to meet up. She was everything - and more - that I expected her to be and six years on we're still together.

Now, if only I could get her to stop nicking the lead off the church roof and the cutlery from the curry house ...... :wink_smile:

You plonker....Ive heard about those swingers holidays!!lol I keep telling are lass to go on one of those...then I can have some peace and quiet at home on me own...lol

Im not really a fan of the social media/forum thing...I dont do facebook or ****ter! This is the only forum I visit. I find it hard to get accross what I want when Im typing.....it comes out all wrong.lol

Then I take things the wrong way, coz you cant always tell when someone is being sarcastic or serious.

 

[Geordie Spark]

You plonker....Ive heard about those swingers holidays!!lol I keep telling are lass to go on one of those...then I can have some peace and quiet at home on me own...lol

Im not really a fan of the social media/forum thing...I dont do facebook or ****ter! This is the only forum I visit. I find it hard to get accross what I want when Im typing.....it comes out all wrong.lol

Then I take things the wrong way, coz you cant always tell when someone is being sarcastic or serious.

Take it from me ...... 90% of the time I'm being sarcastic !!

 

[Jay Sparks]

Take it from me ...... 90% of the time I'm being sarcastic !!

You can normally tell who is just from reading there previous posts/threads. Im the same, If I was any more laid back....id be horizontal.lol
With txt, you can never tell though, even when people use "lol", I never know whether they are laughing out loud properly, or its a sarcastic remark...LOL.
For ages I had my location as "watching MDJ & Geordie in the shower" just cos Mark123 mentioned it in a post..lol

 

[markc123]

It doesn't always work like that though.

I used to be Admin on a forum (nowt to do with leccy, gas or plumbing btw) and got on really well with one of the other admin blokes. He invited me to go stay with him & his missus for a short holiday, and off I went. After a couple of days, I felt like slitting my wrists - he was the life & soul of the party in cyberworld, but a pain in the wotsit in the real world.

Then there's the other extreme. I used to chat online with a very nice lady who was extremely funny and witty. We got on like the proverbial house on fire, and after a while we arrange to meet up. She was everything - and more - that I expected her to be and six years on we're still together.

Now, if only I could get her to stop nicking the lead off the church roof and the cutlery from the curry house ...... :wink_smile:

GEORDIE!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED.

Do not ever think that women are nice - they are spawns of satan lol.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Take it from me ...... 90% of the time I'm being sarcastic !!

It's spotting that remaining 10% where the trouble lies!

 

[ian.settle1]

It doesn't always work like that though.

I used to be Admin on a forum (nowt to do with leccy, gas or plumbing btw) and got on really well with one of the other admin blokes. He invited me to go stay with him & his missus for a short holiday, and off I went. After a couple of days, I felt like slitting my wrists - he was the life & soul of the party in cyberworld, but a pain in the wotsit in the real world.

Then there's the other extreme. I used to chat online with a very nice lady who was extremely funny and witty. We got on like the proverbial house on fire, and after a while we arrange to meet up. She was everything - and more - that I expected her to be and six years on we're still together.

Now, if only I could get her to stop nicking the lead off the church roof and the cutlery from the curry house ...... :wink_smile:

Don't let Tidyboiler find out or she'll have your b**** for earrings :90: :lol: :49:

 

[Elmer BeFuddled]

Take it from me ...... 90% of the time I'm being sarcastic !!

I can confirm that!

 

[tidyboiler]

I can confirm that!

and the other 10% he is being wicked.............:wheelchair:

 

[Elmer BeFuddled]

Hi Tidy, Yer man did a good un today. Did you get your meal out?

 

[Toonlad]

Take it from me ...... 90% of the time I'm being sarcastic !!

We all know when Geordie is sarcastic, is when his lips move.

 

[tidyboiler]

Hi Tidy, Yer man did a good un today. Did you get your meal out?

Hi Elmer, he always does good....:biggrin5:
(for a Geordie)..

Yes we had a fabulous meal thanks.................