glad i had gaffer tape :D

[Phil]

don`t be going to pontins, cooker does not shut, the elec costs a fortune, kitchen double glazed unit is half hanging off, bedroom window has a hole the size of a 5 pence coin in the glass, carpets bloody filthy, beading is hanging down from dbl glazed window.

moan over think it`s one for anne robinson watch this space. gaffer tape all over the shop now rather it look a dog than be cold. can feel a trip to reception tomorrow morning

 

[DurhamSparky]

get your family ready to leave and start a small fire with the oven door open!! burn the place down!! and say woops must have been that faulty cooker i told you about!

 

[Sintra]

Enjoy your stay mate.

 

[Phil]

think the estate management guys have it easy

 

[Phil]

only come for the firework display better be good

 

[Sintra]

How long are you staying for?

 

[Phil]

just 2 nights mate

 

[Sintra]

Kick up a stink with them in the morning gotta sort you out with a refund for all that lot being wrong.

 

[rocker]

Take photgraphs of each other pointing at the various things and get it in to Watchdog or Holidays from Hell.

 

[Phil]

Take photgraphs of each other pointing at the various things and get it in to Watchdog or Holidays from Hell.

tis done the electrics are spot on so i can`t knock the spark here. just the sorry state of the rest of it. tell ya what it chews through some electric on the £1 token cards.

 

[DurhamSparky]

tis done the electrics are spot on so i can`t knock the spark here. just the sorry state of the rest of it. tell ya what it chews through some electric on the £1 token cards.

jump the meter sod paying for power!!

 

[rocker]

jump the meter sod paying for power!!

That's a good point! If I ever go to Pontins I'll bring a set of tails and a builder's board.

 

[DurhamSparky]

just take the tails and "wedge" them in!!