So the morning after the Saturday night before….
Eurovision. Putin… I blame you that the uk didn’t win.
I posted some predictions a few weeks ago… let’s see how I got on..
1. UK will come last again. It’s getting ridiculous. Politics, brexit, wearing the wrong colour of socks… There really is no reason we come last so often, other than corruption within the Eurovision organisation itself. The UK media will spend the next month complaining, then start being all optimistic again come next March.
How wrong I was
2. Someone will drop the F bomb live on stage.
I believe last time that happened was when Aqua were the half time show, and “Barbie girl” told her Ken to F off
Nothing I noticed, but some lyrics needed to be changed for being “rude”
3. A.J Odudu will announce the scores of the UK jury. An accent that most English speakers have trouble understanding, nevermind the rest of Europe. As bad as using someone from the Scottish Highlands
I heard about this beforehand.
4. Ukraine will win. With a clear 200 points between them and 2nd place. Purely political of course. Although, at the moment, they won’t be able to host next year.
Spot on!
5. Female singers “wardrobe malfunction”
The female presenter did a medley of songs during the half time. She had costume changes during the performance and was seen to be holding her jacket shut as she was singing before revealing her next costume.
I’ll take that
6. Just because a rock song won last year is no guarantee one will win this year. So all the countries that went rocky this year have wasted their chance. The Rasmus from Finland for example… last heard of in 2003 with “In The Shadows”
Again, spot on. The Rasmus were the only rock band to get through the semi’s, but ended up not scoring much at all.
7. Subwoolfer from Norway will remove their masks and be revealed as Geordie jokers Ant and Dec..
Ok, I’m stretching things a bit there… but there is a rumour that they are the same people that are behind Ylvis… who had a song “what does the fox say” in 2013
Sorry, that songs in your head now.
Still no idea who they are
8. Quirkiest act is Circus Mircas from Georgia. Will not make it past the semi finals.
Did not make it past the semi finals.
9. The Latvian entry “eat your salad” will promote veganism across the world… forcing livestock farmers to ditch rearing animals.. many going out of business and thousands of cows and sheep being released into the wild as there’s no longer a market for the meat.
As if.
10. Someone’s staging will go wrong. Either on the backing screen plays wrong clip, or the pyrotechnics go off prematurely, or disastrously overdone.
No, but a couple of the country’s spokespersons announcements didn’t show and had to be announced by someone else.