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Phil
Handy-Man
A guy is walking past a builders yard down on the Dock Road and notices a sign "Handy Man Wanted"
so he decides to go in and have a look
The foreman walks over to him and says "Have you come about the Handy-Man job mate?", "Yeah" he replies
"OK, I'll just have to ask you a few questions" says the foreman, "No worries", "Can you do any electrical work?", says the foreman
"Nah mate, no good at that",
"Can you do any plumbing work?"
"Nah mate, no good at that either"
"Can you do any cleaning work?"
"Nah mate, I'm crap at that"
By this time, the foreman is getting confused
"So what makes you so Handy then mate?"
"I only live round the Corner",
If only they were all so honest
A guy is walking past a builders yard down on the Dock Road and notices a sign "Handy Man Wanted"
so he decides to go in and have a look
The foreman walks over to him and says "Have you come about the Handy-Man job mate?", "Yeah" he replies
"OK, I'll just have to ask you a few questions" says the foreman, "No worries", "Can you do any electrical work?", says the foreman
"Nah mate, no good at that",
"Can you do any plumbing work?"
"Nah mate, no good at that either"
"Can you do any cleaning work?"
"Nah mate, I'm crap at that"
By this time, the foreman is getting confused
"So what makes you so Handy then mate?"
"I only live round the Corner",
If only they were all so honest
