here's a good one....

[calpol91]

Had a customer ring me today asking if I could do some pat testing for 6 items... No problem, yeah I responded....

Can you back date the stickers and certificate he asks.

Not really no, why?

Just having a problem with insurance he says...

I've had a fire in a room in my shop caused by a fridge....

So what your saying is you want to pass the blame on to me for the sake of £70

After a very long time thinking about it I unfortunately had to say no....

WHENS THE COURT DATE PAL AND ILL PUT THAT IN MY DIARY TOO....

anyone else had anything like this?

 

[Guitarist]

Beggers belief really.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I would have stuck a generic sticker on it with his signature on it
(subtly gained from elsewhere)

 

[calpol91]

Ha should have done... I think he'd of paid anything I'd of asked for. Should have given him a box of stickers and a pad from cef and charged him £300...

 

[amckay]

If you don't ask you don't get right!?!
Lol

 

[Guest77]

Had a customer ring me today asking if I could do some pat testing for 6 items... No problem, yeah I responded....

Can you back date the stickers and certificate he asks.

Not really no, why?

Just having a problem with insurance he says...

I've had a fire in a room in my shop caused by a fridge....

So what your saying is you want to pass the blame on to me for the sake of £70

After a very long time thinking about it I unfortunately had to say no....

WHENS THE COURT DATE PAL AND ILL PUT THAT IN MY DIARY TOO....

anyone else had anything like this?

Um no lol

 

[ian.settle1]

Absolute magic, Can you please assist me in a fraudulent insurance claim please?

 

[telectrix]

can just imagine it. a smoke damaged fridge with a shiny new green sticker on the plug top.

 

[calpol91]

He probably started the fire himself then realised he didn't have the testing done....

 

[Geordie Spark]

No prizes for guessing this bloke's country of origin I bet.

 

[calpol91]

No prizes for guessing this bloke's country of origin I bet.

hahaha Im saying nothing.....

 

[camerabloke]

does it end in stan?

 

[Simlec]

You could have just tested it! But put a red sticker on it as its unlikely to pass now and just before it started a fire.
Try selling him a fire alarm as well.

 

[Geordie Spark]

You could have just tested it! But put a red sticker on it as its unlikely to pass now and just before it started a fire.
Try selling him a fire alarm as well.

Sell him an extiguisher as well. Dress it up as one of those BOGOF deals where he thinks he's getting one free...

 

[calpol91]

does it end in stan?

I'm still saying nothing ;-)