I have lived a sheltered life!

[Gavin John Hyde]

My back is playing up this eve as I have been on my knees all day installing a long run of swa for a summerhouse at knee height, clipped direct to a garden wall. Then Installing a rod, small Cu for sockets and lights and doing all the terminations. Started this morning at 7:30 as its local and worked all day.. Given this heat as well I am knackered. Got to go back tomorrow to install the outside lights and garden lights from same summerhouse CU.

So pop along to the pharmacy counter in the local Sainsburys for some ibuprofen and aftersun cream...on the counter is a whopping big ------ display! turns out they flog them over the counter now... If you buy the 4 pack of ------ you do get a free pack of condoms though!just pop along and buy them it seems, next to the display is a basket of free chlamydia test kits.... Something of an irony that.
Ask the girl if they are selling many of the blue pills. They are flying off the shelf apparently, as now the price is cheap and people wont risk buying fakes full of who knows what... not something that appeals to me but,It took me completely by surprise... have I missed something about how life changed or am i getting old too quick???

 

[The Ghost]

or am i getting old too quick

Well the acid test for that is how many did you buy?

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

Well the acid test for that is how many did you buy?

I bought 16.... Ibuprofen...
As for the others its not my thing and I firmly believe you shouldn't take medicines unless they are needed

 

[Andy78]

If you buy the 4 pack of ------ you do get a free pack of condoms though!just pop along and buy them it seems, next to the display is a basket of free chlamydia test kits.... Something of an irony that.

Not ironic, just marketing. Like tobacco firms investing in cancer treatment drugs.

 

[buzzlightyear]

Well the acid test for that is how many did you buy?

if he taken a full packet he would have stood up all day .

 

[Dave OCD]

Best swallow them quick or you'll have a stiff neck.

 

[Strima]

I know a couple of body builders who swear by them as they help increase blood circulation when they're training.

They probably like to look at each other in the mirrors as well though...

 

[buzzlightyear]

I know a couple of body builders who swear by them as they help increase blood circulation when they're training.

stiff has a board looking at the mirror .yes .

 

[Squid]

Mrs Palmer and her 5 kids are in for a fun night tonight......

 

[Toneyz]

I couldn't believe it the other day I saw an advert on ITV for it.

 

[NDG Elecs]

Keep your pecker up Gavin!

 

[static zap]

... If you buy the 4 pack of ------ you do get a free pack of condoms though!....

I know 2 facts
a) They come in different strengths via doc !
b) They can cause headaches ! (More irony)

 

[camerabloke]

I’ve used ------ eye drops. Makes you look hard

 

[telectrix]

I rub SWA cables with ------. stops them sagging.

 

[Dave OCD]

The entire display of these was stolen earlier from my local Tescos. The cops are looking for a hardened criminal.