I thought that Google Earth was impressive

[steve50]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]This is amazingly accurate.[/FONT]

I thought that Google Earth was impressive, but this is even more precise. It is a little disconcerting to know that they can find you anywhere, but check it out.

This technology uses your IP address and can find the exact location of any Internet user in seconds. It uses a sophisticated time based algorithm to do so. Try it and find your precise location on the earth. Watch your screen as the system briefly analyses your data and then displays your exact location. Your location will pop up in a new window in about 10 seconds or so, depending on the speed of your connection.

Click on the link below.

http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html

 

[steve50]

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she askes the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave ddddiillldosss?'
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing replies 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.'
The old lady then asks: 'Ddddoooo yyyouuuu cccarrry aaa pppinnkk oonnee, ttteeennn iincches lllong aaanndd aabbbooouutt ttwwoo iincchess tthiicck...aaand rruuns bbby bbbaatteerrieeess? '
The clerk responds: 'Yes we do.'
She asks: 'Ddddooo yyyoouuu kknnooww hhhooww tttooo ttuuurrnn tthhe sssunnoffaaabbiittch offff?

 

[telectrix]

like it. but then i liked it 20 years ago when it was part of my routine as a part time stand up comedian.

 

[Guest112]

its a ye olde joke but if it aint broke dont fix it really Tele??