Jilted husband built electric chair in garage in attempt to kill wife

[Paul.M]

Paul,I just heard the radio news, he got 10 years,you will probably get a patent

Do you think Dragons Den would invest in that business idea? I could make them at home and sell the "electric chair" (for domestic use only, industrial & commercial cost more ) from a web site call "killyourpartner.com" but can't accept cheques, I'm not waiting 4 working days for it to clear incase your fried or in the nick . Just imagine that being sold on one of those tv shopping channels! Ok Paul, too many Stella's :17:

 

[millwall ken]

Do you think Dragons Den would invest in that business idea? I could make them at home and sell the "electric chair" (for domestic use only, industrial & commercial cost more ) from a web site call "killyourpartner.com" but can't accept cheques, I'm not waiting 4 working days for it to clear incase your fried or in the nick . Just imagine that being sold on one of those tv shopping channels! Ok Paul, too many Stella's :17:

Keep 'em coming son...

 

[Paul.M]

Guess you like my sense of humour ken.

 

[millwall ken]

Guess you like my sense of humour ken.

Pretty much the same mate, I swear that I should of been a Northerner by birth. My missus and I BOTH have a very dry sense of humour.

 

[Paul.M]

My missus and I BOTH have a very dry sense of humour.

She must have to marry you . Ok I'll get my coat.

 

[millwall ken]

She must have to marry you . Ok I'll get my coat.

5 yrs this august, but we've been together for 13. She hates me too much to divorce me fella....

 

[Paul.M]

5 yrs this august, but we've been together for 13. She hates me too much to divorce me fella....

8 years in September, been together 15. I'm not worth devorcing and the insurance money isn't enough to buy an electric chair from the net to kill me. (see what I did there, full circle. I should be on stage )

 

[SirKit Breaker]

I will put a quote in to do it properly, then buy it off him once she's dead, and then use it to fry local chavs.:cool3:

 

[IQ Electrical]

I will put a quote in to do it properly, then buy it off him once she's dead, and then use it to fry local chavs.:cool3:

Nothing like the sweet smell of burning Burberry!