I was sat in the living room minding my own, when the Wife came in all excited (no not that sort of excitement) you smutty lot. Quick she said turn over to ITV and watch this idiot, turns out the Posh Lady was having some building work done, and she had to get an Electrician in to repair a switch or some else a simple job.
Anyway this "boil in the Bag Sparkie" had conned her into having a rewire, the house was a 4 bed job," how much and how long will it take" she asked "£1800:00 and 2 days" he said. Well the Judge went to town on this bloke, asked him what qualifications he had," kin 17th Edition or some other swear word because it was bleeped out" he said, the Judge asked the woman did he give you a certificate, only after about 4 phone calls, it was something Matey had scammed up on hi laptop, in the end JR told him to Foxtrot Oscar and awarded the women £1800:00 Compo from the Sparkie, he even had the cheek to say when he was interviewed afterwards if anyone wanted any work done here is my number, the Bailiffs soon chucked him out. Wish had the chance to record it or failing that find a copy on Youtube, it was a classic.
Anyway this "boil in the Bag Sparkie" had conned her into having a rewire, the house was a 4 bed job," how much and how long will it take" she asked "£1800:00 and 2 days" he said. Well the Judge went to town on this bloke, asked him what qualifications he had," kin 17th Edition or some other swear word because it was bleeped out" he said, the Judge asked the woman did he give you a certificate, only after about 4 phone calls, it was something Matey had scammed up on hi laptop, in the end JR told him to Foxtrot Oscar and awarded the women £1800:00 Compo from the Sparkie, he even had the cheek to say when he was interviewed afterwards if anyone wanted any work done here is my number, the Bailiffs soon chucked him out. Wish had the chance to record it or failing that find a copy on Youtube, it was a classic.
