dont really get what this is about, and dont like the idea of customers getting ripped off anymore than they allready do!!
ill be watching edf from now on im behind neuclear and am gonna invent a reactor in a can available from all good shops. it comes with 230 and 110v connections so can be used on sites. there will also be a larger can, prob the size of an oil drum that will have 3 phase connections, unsure about the erthing arrangements on this but suspect its gonna be portable exportation of protective mulptiple earthing (pepme)
the waste from the reactor in a can is stored in a modified widget (through licesnse of john smiths) the widgets once full cause the bottom of the can to turn red using the technology of global hypercolour, again under license. once this waste state has occured the can is then crushed in one of those blue peter crushin machines and then collected every wednesday, fortnightly by your local council. the council then distribute these used cans around the world to all the nasty people out there who use them as paper weights, ice hockey putts etc etc, the radiocative processes then cause these nasty people to turn into very strange looking mutants, not too disimilar to x-men etc. these things are then trained to kill terrorists and all other nasty people, before setting about people that try and con even more money out of the innocent hard working proud english folk that just carry on regardless getting shafted by everyone and anyone with a cunning scheming money making plan.
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