Thats why you stick it on the rent.......... someone else pays for it ;o))))
Which means,you could be living in the same house as the cast of "The Young Ones" - the sequel
It's a nice property,in a nice,affluent part of the country,but i for one,am a bit long in the tooth,to be banging on the ceiling every time a fresh tenant gets jiggy,with their new,semi-inflated love doll