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Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious socially responsible low stress non-addictive gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all
I also wish you a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2014 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the UK great which is not to imply that the UK is necessarily greater than any other country and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee
By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms, this greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal it is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting, it implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher