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[GLENNSPARK]

I don't know what i've got, i took a phone call last week about her living room light, hallway light and outside light have stopped working, i suspect captain diy has been on the case again! She had a lovely voice so i'll put a face with it tomorrow, hope its a nice one! Makes the job so much better, nice face, nice house generally

you need to watch that `putting faces to voices` thing monkey....
there was this one time where this lass rang up...and her voice was all rough n gravelly...when we went round...she looked all rough n gravelly n all...
sometimes when you put 2&2 together....you get 4..

 

[Geordie Spark]

[h=2]NICEIC or NUFC ..... a difficult choice - they're both bloody hopeless!![/h]

 

[Geordie Spark]

you need to watch that `putting faces to voices` thing monkey....
there was this one time where this lass rang up...and her voice was all rough n gravelly...when we went round...she looked all rough n gravelly n all...
sometimes when you put 2&2 together....you get 4..

Well I once spoke to a lass on the phone and she sounded well educated and very well-cultured so we arrange to meet and I met ............... Tidyboiler :wub: with her Transit pick-up loaded with scrap and nicked cable & lead.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

NICEIC or NUFC ..... a difficult choice - they're both bloody hopeless!!

well that 6-0 thing was....lol
mind you us Leeds fans have our own thing to sort out...lol..

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Well I once spoke to a lass on the phone and she sounded well educated and very well-cultured so we arrange to meet and I met ............... Tidyboiler :wub: with her Transit pick-up loaded with scrap and nicked cable & lead.

aye...its amasing how talking down a bit of old pipe can alter your voice innit....

 

[monkeyelectric]

you need to watch that `putting faces to voices` thing monkey....
there was this one time where this lass rang up...and her voice was all rough n gravelly...when we went round...she looked all rough n gravelly n all...
sometimes when you put 2&2 together....you get 4..

I know! A lovely lass rang once to look at a job and she had the sexiest voice ever on the phone and whilst talking found out she was single, as was i at the time but when i turned up, oh my god! I'd have needed a pickup truck if i wanted to take her out and the house was an absolute pig sty, i had to wipe my feet going out!

 

[GLENNSPARK]

I know! A lovely lass rang once to look at a job and she had the sexiest voice ever on the phone and whilst talking found out she was single, as was i at the time but when i turned up, oh my god! I'd have needed a pickup truck if i wanted to take her out and the house was an absolute pig sty, i had to wipe my feet going out!

she would`v been ideal then working the `0898` lines....
you could just picture the interview for the job....
`were only bothered how much you can pant down`t fone `ere love`...all`t rest is extra

 

[Geordie Spark]

she would`v been ideal then working the `0898` lines....
you could just picture the interview for the job....
`were only bothered how much you can pant down`t fone `ere love`...all`t rest is extra

You would never get wor lass's pants down the phone ... not even down yer broadest broad band.

 

[tidyboiler]

You would never get wor lass's pants down the phone ... not even down yer broadest broad band.

Well your posing pouch would fit in a thimble and still have room to wind wool!!!!......... unlike the belt off yer strides. :ciappa:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well your posing pouch would fit in a thimble and still have room to wind wool!!!!......... unlike the belt off yer strides. :ciappa:

Thanks pet .......... I think.:hanged:

 

[chopper76]

What r u on about spartykus tipping your hat to a middle man, you must be registered with someone even if you don't use their paperwork, simply paying over the annual cheque is tipping your hat to a middle man, and actually I don't use niccy head certs either I use the tysoft software,