NICEIC Certification Scheme NICEIC ? or another body

[sparkyman65]

I am contemplating joining a scheme but unsure what way to go our work is a mix of commercial and domestic and whilst I was the qs for NIC on last company I worked now I am on my own not sure which would be best

Cheers

 

[monkeyelectric]

Blonde with small waist and large breasts is my kind of body!

 

[Andy78]

Blonde with small waist and large breasts is my kind of body!

What you look like bears no relevance to this thread.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

this has been done so many times in here...
i would say elecsa are the least odius of the 3..(or is it 4 now?)..
at least with these you can notify the assessment job after the assessment....saving you ££££ to that other set of sneaks....the LABC

 

[chopper76]

I know there's a lotta downers on the niccys on this forum site but it is the generally most known body by homeowners and architects alike who specify niceic registered electrician, when infact they mean qualified, competent or part p compliant, but once their computer generated crap gets printed automatically on the spec sheet, there you have it specification made, don't potentially lose out on work because of others ignorance of our industry

 

[monkeyelectric]

What you look like bears no relevance to this thread.

I'd love to look like that! I'd cover my walls in mirrors and never leave the house

 

[GLENNSPARK]

I know there's a lotta downers on the niccys on this forum site but it is the generally most known body by homeowners and architects alike who specify niceic registered electrician, when infact they mean qualified, competent or part p compliant, but once their computer generated crap gets printed automatically on the spec sheet, there you have it specification made, don't potentially lose out on work because of others ignorance of our industry

i should hope not....sinse when has part P had owt to do with being qualified?
part P is not a qualification

 

[amlu]

no need for the scheme for your commercial work, no part peee there. all schemes provide the same, looks like stroma is cheapest at the moment.

 

[chopper76]

Glen, You know where I'm coming from though, people just ask "are you registered with the nic", I know guys round here that changed from elecsa to nic cos a few architects didn't know much about them

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Blonde with small waist and large breasts is my kind of body!

well that makes my first day back at work in the morning dull then....
full test on a community centre in Leeds....and all the birds in there are fat n wobbly like bags of water....

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Glen, You know where I'm coming from though, people just ask "are you registered with the nic", I know guys round here that changed from elecsa to nic cos a few architects didn't know much about them

well its just that we had a similar thread in here the other day...the guy was saying as far as the NIC was concerned the assessment work had to have been notified beforehand with LABC....so thats a load more ££££ on top....

 

[chopper76]

Depends on your LABC, I think I mentioned on that thread that our building control with proof of qualifications you can submit green certs on a job already given an approval number for a set period of time to allow new business start up

 

[monkeyelectric]

well that makes my first day back at work in the morning dull then....
full test on a community centre in Leeds....and all the birds in there are fat n wobbly like bags of water....

I don't know what i've got, i took a phone call last week about her living room light, hallway light and outside light have stopped working, i suspect captain diy has been on the case again! She had a lovely voice so i'll put a face with it tomorrow, hope its a nice one! Makes the job so much better, nice face, nice house generally

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Depends on your LABC, I think I mentioned on that thread that our building control with proof of qualifications you can submit green certs on a job already given an approval number for a set period of time to allow new business start up

it was the NIC that were bleatin about it...as far as i could tell

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Depends on your LABC, I think I mentioned on that thread that our building control with proof of qualifications you can submit green certs on a job already given an approval number for a set period of time to allow new business start up

chopper76

I do know what you are saying, but don't you see it is just giving in to the machine that is wrong!

You're ingrained with NICEIC, you've even mentioned "green sheets" - what are they (I know what they are!) - mine are all black and white and have been for years. Whichever scheme I've been with.

Don't be fooled into tipping your cap to a middleman :41:

 

[GLENNSPARK]

I don't know what i've got, i took a phone call last week about her living room light, hallway light and outside light have stopped working, i suspect captain diy has been on the case again! She had a lovely voice so i'll put a face with it tomorrow, hope its a nice one! Makes the job so much better, nice face, nice house generally

you need to watch that `putting faces to voices` thing monkey....
there was this one time where this lass rang up...and her voice was all rough n gravelly...when we went round...she looked all rough n gravelly n all...
sometimes when you put 2&2 together....you get 4..

 

[Geordie Spark]

[h=2]NICEIC or NUFC ..... a difficult choice - they're both bloody hopeless!![/h]

 

[Geordie Spark]

you need to watch that `putting faces to voices` thing monkey....
there was this one time where this lass rang up...and her voice was all rough n gravelly...when we went round...she looked all rough n gravelly n all...
sometimes when you put 2&2 together....you get 4..

Well I once spoke to a lass on the phone and she sounded well educated and very well-cultured so we arrange to meet and I met ............... Tidyboiler :wub: with her Transit pick-up loaded with scrap and nicked cable & lead.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

NICEIC or NUFC ..... a difficult choice - they're both bloody hopeless!!

well that 6-0 thing was....lol
mind you us Leeds fans have our own thing to sort out...lol..

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Well I once spoke to a lass on the phone and she sounded well educated and very well-cultured so we arrange to meet and I met ............... Tidyboiler :wub: with her Transit pick-up loaded with scrap and nicked cable & lead.

aye...its amasing how talking down a bit of old pipe can alter your voice innit....

 

[monkeyelectric]

you need to watch that `putting faces to voices` thing monkey....
there was this one time where this lass rang up...and her voice was all rough n gravelly...when we went round...she looked all rough n gravelly n all...
sometimes when you put 2&2 together....you get 4..

I know! A lovely lass rang once to look at a job and she had the sexiest voice ever on the phone and whilst talking found out she was single, as was i at the time but when i turned up, oh my god! I'd have needed a pickup truck if i wanted to take her out and the house was an absolute pig sty, i had to wipe my feet going out!

 

[GLENNSPARK]

I know! A lovely lass rang once to look at a job and she had the sexiest voice ever on the phone and whilst talking found out she was single, as was i at the time but when i turned up, oh my god! I'd have needed a pickup truck if i wanted to take her out and the house was an absolute pig sty, i had to wipe my feet going out!

she would`v been ideal then working the `0898` lines....
you could just picture the interview for the job....
`were only bothered how much you can pant down`t fone `ere love`...all`t rest is extra

 

[Geordie Spark]

she would`v been ideal then working the `0898` lines....
you could just picture the interview for the job....
`were only bothered how much you can pant down`t fone `ere love`...all`t rest is extra

You would never get wor lass's pants down the phone ... not even down yer broadest broad band.

 

[tidyboiler]

You would never get wor lass's pants down the phone ... not even down yer broadest broad band.

Well your posing pouch would fit in a thimble and still have room to wind wool!!!!......... unlike the belt off yer strides. :ciappa:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well your posing pouch would fit in a thimble and still have room to wind wool!!!!......... unlike the belt off yer strides. :ciappa:

Thanks pet .......... I think.:hanged:

 

[chopper76]

What r u on about spartykus tipping your hat to a middle man, you must be registered with someone even if you don't use their paperwork, simply paying over the annual cheque is tipping your hat to a middle man, and actually I don't use niccy head certs either I use the tysoft software,