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THE SECOND GREAT FLOOD
“The earth has grown wicked again, I have to flood it” God told Noah. "Build another Ark and save two of all living things.”
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah crying in his yard - but no boat,
“Where’s the ark?” he asked “I’m about to start the rain.”
“Things have changed” Noah said. “First, Local Building Control say I needed a building permit. Then the NSPCA complained saying it was inhumane to put animals in such a confined space. Then the Environment Agency halted construction to conduct an impact study on the flood.”
Suddenly the clouds cleared and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
“You mean you are not going to destroy the world?” Noah asked.
“What’s the point?” God said, “Looks like someone has beaten me to it.”
“The earth has grown wicked again, I have to flood it” God told Noah. "Build another Ark and save two of all living things.”
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah crying in his yard - but no boat,
“Where’s the ark?” he asked “I’m about to start the rain.”
“Things have changed” Noah said. “First, Local Building Control say I needed a building permit. Then the NSPCA complained saying it was inhumane to put animals in such a confined space. Then the Environment Agency halted construction to conduct an impact study on the flood.”
Suddenly the clouds cleared and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
“You mean you are not going to destroy the world?” Noah asked.
“What’s the point?” God said, “Looks like someone has beaten me to it.”
