Not Geordie

[ian.settle1]

Not you Geordie for refusing TB

BBC News - Severed penis man in Middlesbrough 'out of coma'

 

[vernam616]

Happened around a mile away from me, roads were blocked for hours whilst the police searched for his "member"

 

[Badged01]

I almost thought it was Geordie then it mentioned he could get it "up" ...... after that I knew he was safe :smile5:

 

[tidyboiler]

Not you Geordie for refusing TB

BBC News - Severed penis man in Middlesbrough 'out of coma'

The only time he refuses me is when I ask to borrow his credit card........ :dita:

 

[tidyboiler]

I almost thought it was Geordie then it mentioned he could get it "up" ...... after that I knew he was safe :smile5:

Are you fond of hospital food Badge?

 

[Jay Sparks]

Are you fond of hospital food Badge?

So, TB is a nurse!!!! That makes sense!!lol
Do you know any coppers??? cos the hand cuffs with the nurses uniform would be gooooooddd!!lol

 

[Geordie Spark]

So, TB is a nurse!!!! That makes sense!!lol
Do you know any coppers??? cos the hand cuffs with the nurses uniform would be gooooooddd!!lol

We already have one of those on this forum - again!

 

[Geordie Spark]

Not you Geordie for refusing TB

BBC News - Severed penis man in Middlesbrough 'out of coma'

No, not me. My member is still a member - not a dismember.

The bloke in question isn't a Geordie - he's a Smoggie (probably) - a Geordie takes more care of his member than to allow it to fall into the hands of ruffians and pikeys- unless the pikey is female and absolutely gorgeous of course.

 

[telectrix]

you bloody creep. LOL. :bucktooth:

 

[tidyboiler]

you bloody creep. LOL. :bucktooth:

Oi you..................leave him alone..... he's being nice!!!! :dita:

 

[Geordie Spark]

you bloody creep. LOL. :bucktooth:

It's by me being a creep that my member is still a fully paid-up member.

 

[ifindoubtdont]

Has anyone seen the film "Percy". What a giggle.