Obscure offers

[axel132132]

So..

I was working in a lady's house the other day, mid 30's.. anyway im only 22..

She then asked me if i could look at something in the bedroom.. As i walked in she closed the door and asked me if i would have sex with her.. I said sorry i cant i have a girlfriend.. She then seemed very shy and apologised and pretty much ignored me the rest of the day

Has anyone had any similar offers and what did you do about it lol

CRAZY!!

Cheers
Dave

 

[trev]

I can see this being moved to the arms or closed down as it could get very near the knuckle very quickly
There have been offers over the years but I don't think it's an appropriate discussion for open forum.

 

[Des 56]

And her address is?:yes:

 

[malcolmsanford]

All I ever got offered was a cup of tea and the occasional Hob-Nob............................ Yes as Trev quite rightly said time to move on with this one

 

[telectrix]

And her address is?:yes:

she prefers younger men, des. that lets most of us off the hook.

 

[Inteificio]

Well if someone asks me to do some work that I am either too busy, or lack the skills I normally refer a friend.

I think you could get a good referral fee for this one!

 

[axel132132]

Haha yeh i guess i did lack the EXPERIENCE of others

 

[londonlec]

Lol quality! Ive never had that, even after 2 years of working for the council haha

 

[Dave 85]

Thats awesome. Shoulda done it tho.

 

[Swicade]

Aslong as you explained it would have to be priced as an extra on the bill all would've been well...

 

[DurhamSparky]

im keeping my gob shut till its moved to arms...!

 

[telectrix]

well if i was 22 again, i would have.

 

[alarm man]

I said sorry i cant i have a girlfriend..

and...:smug:

 

[DurhamSparky]

she was probably married!!

and if so find her wedding picture and sing and date the reverse of it!!

 

[telectrix]

i know what i'd have signed and dated, and it wouldn't have been a photo. let's just say, sign the left one and date the right one