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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to
visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love
on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for
trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago,
realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to
do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was
just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too
strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if
that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still
be alive today!"
away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to
visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love
on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for
trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago,
realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to
do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was
just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too
strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if
that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still
be alive today!"