Paint-balling woes..

[Darkwood]

Just got back im like a drown rat but enjoyed it...

Place we went was tournament pressured guns not the ramped down versions most do now and let me say this I took some close range and got some nasty bruises, a 3m shot to my head felt like id been hit by a bus (big lump now) and took an early long range to my manly area...sank to my knees and winded me.

Question - Why do I enjoy this crap so much lol..

PS if you aint been to a Tournament pressure rated venue then you aint been proper paint-balling, now im off to the pub to get rid of this splitting headache ive got from been shot Cheers all!!!:ninja:

 

[CSP2012]

Can't beat a good day of paintball. I used to play tournaments. Great adrenalin rush.

 

[Darkwood]

We did the standard venue last time the gas pressures were so low at the start by the time you had done 2 or 3 runs the paint balls starting bouncing off you ...unless you were pretty close, we complained they said its because of the kids ..at this oe he was quite forward saying its high pressure, it will hurt it will bruise and sometimes break the skin...he said to the parents of a few kids if this concerns you leave now its not a sport for the whimps..... although they all stayed the buz you get hitting a kid and hearing the yelp ad scream makes the whole day worth while lol

 

[Paul.M]

Darkwood I like your style. I've only been paint balling once but it was with a load of lads/mates. We had the venue (Halifax btw) for the morning and had a right propper go at each other!!! Pain is fun lol!!!

In the afternoon a teenagers birthday party turned up, about 25 of them with mothers and fathers watching from the stalls. The first game we played nicely, second game got a bit tasty, the third game (Armageddon, each man to their own) was bloody great! After being hit in the "Sandra Bullocks" area for the second time that day from a kid (make your own joke up gents ) I lost my rag big time with this 15 year old that looked like he should be in a boy band etc.... He looked like a bloody Rembrandt when I cornered him! Parents was not amused and had a go at me in the car park afterwards!!!!

I cant post up what what said, I would have to ban myself pmsl :rofl: it was funny, 3 sets of parents having a go at me/us for shooting their kids! "Well, dont put a gun in your children s hands and let them shoot at men!!!!" We all felt a bit guilty of spoiling a birthday day out but sod it, they shot us in the balls! We all went to the pub as it was one of or lots birthdays.

My God did we hurt in the few days afterwards, it was worth it and I would like to do it again..... Great fun.

 

[Richard Burns]

I haven't done paintball or a few years but do remember the pain still!
I think it was also fun:49:
Those welts that come up can be extreme at times.
But the adrenalin is something else as well.

Question - Why do I enjoy this so much lol..
Just verging high on the madness curve, I think!

 

[Darkwood]

Its part of the risk taking one in the carrier bags as i found today ...next time im stuffing socks I don't care if I look like king dong it has to be done.... the parents were playing at ours it was a lads 13th so any complaints we shot them too

 

[Paul.M]

I got a crescent moon shaped bruise on my willy!!!! Man Down, Man Down, Man Down...... for 2 weeks!!!!! Waking up in the morning with what happens naturally really bloody hurt! Mrs. M just peed herself laughing at my groin misfortune. It took another 2 weeks to get back "into normal action" so to say.

I did think about going to the doctors or A&E about it after few days but then I thought :censored: that!!!!!

 

[telectrix]

haha. should have worn a cricketer's box.

 

[Paul.M]

haha. should have worn a cricketer's box.

I will do next time, plus a few socks lol. Next time I do paint balling, I'm getting tooled up on PPE.

 

[Fin170]

Not paintballed in a while but had a fantastic amount of injuries from airsoft, most from jumping down hills, through bushes etc to avoid getting hit...was also that time i dun goofed and let my blank firing grenade off on myself....good fun though

 

[Brightspark2]

I love paint balling but I havent been in years...

Need someone to get married for part of stag doo...

 

[Darkwood]

Things are aching this morning that I didn't know I had ...and still got a nice lump on mi nonce ..its not a good day out if you can't feel the pain the next day too

 

[Dizzy_Maskell]

Went for my stag do,

Legally they can't play "hunt the stag" any more so I was made up but they can play Everyman for themselves and out Marshall looked at me said I'll give u 1 min head start and winked.
**** that hurt