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Pharmacist's MondayUpon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbingwife. Tearfully she explained,"It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on thephone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer thephone."Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront thedruggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,"Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarmfailed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfastand hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the housewith both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to getmy keys."Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later,when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire.""When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting forme to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on thesepeople, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cashregister drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. Ihad to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone wasstill ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cashdrawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfumebottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke.""Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finallygot back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to usea rectal thermometer. As God is my witness, all I did was tell her!"
