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been pondering on the question " why are we here?". "why do we exist?"

answer came in a flash.....

if we weren't here, what would be the point of making beer?
 
Why we are here,
to fight Entropy ,the universe tends to disorder.
Now should screw slots face
a) Horizontal
b) Vertical
( When is too early to open 1st bottle of beer?)
 
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been pondering on the question " why are we here?". "why do we exist?"

answer came in a flash.....

if we weren't here, what would be the point of making beer?
You wanna be careful Tel thinking like that, people will start drawing the wrong conclusion.
 
logical jim. we need tools to cut cheesecake and open beer bottles.
 
my torque driver says "i'm pi$$ed off now, i've had enough"
 
logical jim. we need tools to cut cheesecake and open beer bottles.

Cut cheesecake? That suggests you’re going to share....
And beer bottles? I’ve still got a chip in my front tooth from when I was 16 and didn’t have a bottle opener.
 
Cut cheesecake? That suggests you’re going to share....
And beer bottles? I’ve still got a chip in my front tooth from when I was 16 and didn’t have a bottle opener.
chip in front tooth no problem. add vinegar and tomato sauce and lick it off.
 
Why we are here,
to fight Entropy ,the universe tends to disorder.
Now should screw slots face
a) Horizontal
b) Vertical
( When is too early to open 1st bottle of beer?)

Screw slots should always be vertical.
unless your in a totally uncaring mood.

then you have to point them all the right way when you get back next day with a clear head!!
 
ANY WAY, THEN FIT THE PLASTIC CAPS. OOPS cap lock strikes again.
 
What’s all this talk about screws? You just silicon them to the wall don’t you?


Why are we here?

“Here” is a little caravan park at stockton on tees.
“Why” because I wanted to p off a few drivers and meander down the A1 at 50mph max.
 
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