Someone had to remind me

steve50

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Jun 26, 2012

#1

Someone had to remind me,

so I'm reminding you, too.Don't laugh.... It is all true!

Perks of reaching 50

or being over 60And heading towards 70 or beyond!

1. Kidnappers are not veryinterested in you.

2. In a hostage situation,
you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 A M) and ask,

'Did I wake you?

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing leftto learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy nowwon't wear out.

8. You can eatsupper at 4 PM.

9... You can live without sexbut not your glasses.

10. You get into heated argumentsabout pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits

as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold
your stomach in no matter

who walks into the room.

13. You sing alongwith elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't getmuch worse.

15.Your investment in health insurance

is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate

meteorologists

than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your

friends because they can't

remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally

down to a manageable size.

19. You can't rememberwho sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in big printfor your convenience.

Forward this to everyone you can rememberright now!
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
Never, NEVER, NEVER, under any circumstances,take a sleeping pill, and

a laxative on the same night!