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You all have, at some time, worked with a Dipstick, or clueless boss, my story concerns just that, his name was Teflon because if things went pear shaped nothing stuck to him.

Large commercial job in Canada, refurbish some offices, all materials shipped out so no worries, hmm hmm, any way Teflon is holding a pre start discussion, any questions, me what height do you want the 3 compartment trunking? him what do you think? me makes no odds really, him OK floor level please Pete, oh and don't forget to leave space for the carpet tiles, me go and get 6 eggs and you can teach me to suck them, well my philosophy is start as you mean to right from the start, didn't work in this case.

10 weeks later job nearly finished 43 lengths of MK 3 compartment all done wired tested certified just a few finishing touches, Teflon decides he is going to the local furniture store with the office girls to buy the furniture, fancied himself as a bit of a ladies man did Teflon. Furniture turns up, start to put it in place, oh flipping heck the desks have all got modesty screens right down to the floor, Teflon that OK Pete just move the 43 lengths of trunking up to dado height, prat, still the chippy sorted it all out with his jigsaw, never really saw eye to eye with Teflon after that, what a Dipstick move the trunking indeed, no idea.
 
went to work for some prat subbying
sent me to bmth law courts to "top up the emergency lighting batterys"
he gave me a half full halfords distilled water bottle from his shed
when i got there the batterys were on wooden racks 110 volts worth of them--56 batterys really big ones
in the end they took about 4 gallons (from lucas service) as they adn,t been topped up for over e year
 
I really would be here all day LOL

But a few examples:

Got asked to dissconect and remove all fixtures, fittings and cables for a old industrial kitchen, Isolated everything took all the appliances, fixtures etc out, removed all breakers etc from the board and started to pull all cables back through the 6"x6" square trunking.
Got pulled off to do something else and was toldto carry on next week.
Got there next week and there was a brand new shiny ceiling in place with all cables still hanging above.
Asked why they had not let me finish first and was told I could carry on with the ceiling in place and not to mark the tiles.

Cables still there now......

Another time I got asked to remove the supply for 3 production lines.
Again total rip out, But I knew there was a stong chance lines would be going back in the same place so I asked if I should just make safe and hide the supplies, No the manager says rip em out totally so I did.
2 weeks later 3x very similar lines come back in with 90% of them having the same requirements as the old ones and yup we had toput them all back in again with brand new materials.

And one final one for you all to shake your heads at I was once asked to make a 240V comando extension lead with a male plug both sides.
They were swiftly told to jog on LOL
 
There was a few pound to be invested in the factory one time the bosses decided that the distribution boards weree ugly to look at, so they decided to put cladding over the top of the boards and totally prevent access, when management was reminded for the need to access the dbs they replied "could you put in bigger breakers so it doesn't trip" .........
 
Had to move some machines around and "landed" one about 600mm to the right of where it was supposed to be, the "engineer" appeared with his layout drawing (accurate to 3 decimal places!) and said the machine can't go there as the next machine will overhang a gangway. I pointed to the control panel on the side and asked how I was going to wire it when it's against the wall?, he went away swearing :smiley2:
 
went to summerbee school for the same guy
"test the fire alarm"----
i asked if he had the test gas he didn,t know what i was talking about
he gave me some cardboard and a box of swan matches
300 heads in the school btw and alarm linked to the fire station thats when i jacked in
 
got sent to a veterinary hospital to help out the bosses blue eyed boy as he was behind, "fit any fronts and fittings but don't touch the db it's mine" says he,me and the lad crack on and by the end of the day all the rfc and lights are done,anyway he does the night shift wires the board,energises it and it starts to go bang.He rings me up effing and blinding that I've mixed the cables across phases,apparently R1 went in ok as did B1 Y1 went bang as did several others,I he insisted had mixed up the ring legs resulting in rings being wired across 2 dfferent phases.He was ranting on trying to create a show until I pointed out that he had labelled the legs at the board and if HE had done dead tests HE would have realised the mistakes that HE had made.lol
 

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