sorry but it doesnt put food on the table

[gnuuser]

boy what some people would do to avoid paying!
had a young ouple who needed a circuit run to their kitchen for custom lighting and it wasn't a big or expensive job.
anyhow ran the wiring, installed the switches, and mounted the lights!
tested everything, and cleaned up
when i presented the bill they offered a threesome romp in the bed:tongue3:
its not like they couldn't pay (he was a lawyer)
I'm no fool so i says
sorry but fun as that might be it wont put food on the table

 

[guest119]

boy what some people would do to avoid paying!
had a young ouple who needed a circuit run to their kitchen for custom lighting and it wasn't a big or expensive job.
anyhow ran the wiring, installed the switches, and mounted the lights!
tested everything, and cleaned up
when i presented the bill they offered a threesome romp in the bed:tongue3:
its not like they couldn't pay (he was a lawyer)
I'm no fool so i says
sorry but fun as that might be it wont put food on the table

So she wasnt no Cindy Crawford then???????????????

Boydy

 

[Kamikaze]

Technically that’s classed as an extra. Better not wear that ----- magnet cologne again.:wink_smile:

 

[halls1379]

Need an apprentice???

 

[HandySparks]

The brain cells went 'what's the name of that film'?

I got there eventually: Ghost, Demi Moore, Indecent Proposal!

Can't remember if it was on this forum:
On bottom of invoice, payment accepted by
Cash / Cheque /Bank Transfer / Bizarre Sexual Favours

 

[willieboy]

If your ever needing a hand give us a shout lol

 

[Paul.M]

"The blockbuster of the year for Electricians in 2014 is..... American Pie, Tradesmen."

Only joking mate. You should have taken the offer and then sent them an invoice a week later. He's a lawyer, did you get this sexual transaction as payment in writing??? NO, ho he is fooked. Take him to court for none payment and then he is really fooked :rofl:

 

[Darkwood]

If your ever needing a hand give us a shout lol

In regards to the thread theme I hope you realise this can be read/taken 2 ways! :blush5: oh and your name only adds to the amusement

 

[onions1066]

You should of done it then charged them extra for your time! Not sure how much you should charge by the minute though

 

[Brightspark2]

Id of just asked for the women...(If she was nice looking anyway)






























(Or not)...

 

[guest119]

You should of done it then charged them extra for your time! Not sure how much you should charge by the minute though

Personally speaking, I would have charged them by the inch :smug2:.

Boydy

 

[gnuuser]

Personally speaking, I would have charged them by the inch :smug2:.

Boydy

damn i shoulda done that!
I would be rich and she would have a smile that they could have never got rid of

 

[monjoor]

Lol was she a stunner or a turd?

 

[UNG]

What is the exchange rate invoice value to sex

This just brings a different slant on being screwed by the customer when you hand over your invoice

I wonder what his face would be like if you went on a wind up and made out you were gay

 

[gnuuser]

On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being really hot )
I would say about 8 1/2