Sorry if this caused anyone any offence. I believe we are all adults on here and know how to conduct ourselves on a public forum, but that been said try and tell a joke without offending anybody. Eg:- why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.... Offends chickens. That's not sarcastic, again think of any joke without taking the mick. Again Lenny, mods and users of the forum I apologise and if you want to delete the thread please do so with no hard feelings. Paul.